The Corrupt a Wish Game.

The Friendly Sharptooth · **Reply #1020 on:** January 30, 2009, 05:24:15 AM

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I wish I understood Japanese.

(Arriving once again with the power to grant any request in a very literal way)
Your wish is already so Master Austin the Nerd Is Okay! I didn't have to do anything since you can understand Japanese just fine. Their expressions, body language, gestures- you have no limit to how you can understand them, so you must have just made this wish of yours by accident. Out of curiosity though, why didn't you wish to understand the Japanese language? Oh well. My job is to grant wishes, not think of a better version of them, so I hope this works out for you Master Austin The Nerd Is Okay!

(Returning as a normal, non wish granting person)
I wish that brekclub85 would be a boy water dragon instead of a girl one since he was turned into one here by a previous corrupted wish. That would just be less awkard for him. Dragons are great since they can be extremely nice and friendly among other things, but even though he'd still have the mind of a human, it wouldn't matter since he's really nice and friendly anyway. I've just always wondered what it would be like to do things with a dragon, even if it thought like a human. Besides, brekclub85 is a great choice for this because I know him well enough to be able to recognize him by his personality, even if he was changed into a dragon or any other creature. Later!

tempestwheel · **Reply #1021 on:** January 30, 2009, 08:33:57 AM

Granted. Brekclub85 is seriously freaked out now.

I wish flatteeth would be much nicer to sharpteeth.

Lillefot · **Reply #1022 on:** January 30, 2009, 09:46:30 AM

Granted. They become united, evolve, develop, and manage to survive the cathastrophe at the end of the Cretaceous. Now we humans doesn't exist! What have you done!?

I wish for making a drawing tutorial and put here!

tempestwheel · **Reply #1023 on:** January 30, 2009, 11:37:57 AM

(No humans, is that really a bad thing? LOL)

Granted......

(I tried to post it, but a glitch prevented it from showing.)

I wish I could have a Chomper plush doll

Kit12 · **Reply #1024 on:** January 30, 2009, 11:43:04 AM

Granted but it comes to life and talks endlessly driving you insane

I wish I got to babysit Littlefoot and the others

tempestwheel · **Reply #1025 on:** January 30, 2009, 11:49:36 AM

Granted. This was when they were really young and you have to vhange them, too.

I wish dinosaurs ruled the earth instead of humans. (I really wonder what this would be like, I think it's an interesting idea for a story.)

Drake · **Reply #1026 on:** January 30, 2009, 12:20:18 PM

Granted, humans are now slave labor and food for the mighty dinosuars that rule the earth with an iron claw.

I wish dragons ruled the earth instead of dinosaurs.

Littlefoot1616 · **Reply #1027 on:** January 30, 2009, 12:57:18 PM

Granted, now humanity really DOESN'T have a chance survival, therefore do not evolve and no longer becomes the dominant species of the Earth

I wish for a source of limitless power that only I can manipulate

Drake · **Reply #1028 on:** January 30, 2009, 01:24:16 PM

Granted, but evertime you use the powre it causes massive worldwide disasters which will eventually rip the planet apart.

I wish for a transmogrifier gun.

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #1029 on:** January 30, 2009, 01:48:06 PM

Okay, but it only shoots people you don't want it to shoot. Your life becomes really lonely.

I wish that I could transform into a dragon at anytime. And that I could turn back into a human.

Kit12 · **Reply #1030 on:** January 31, 2009, 01:36:16 AM

Granted but you hiccup and morph in your favorite car and now...your favorite car doesn't exist anymore

I wish everyone would leave the natural order of the world alone in their wishes

(not really, it's fun to read, but corrupt that! Hehe

Nick22 · **Reply #1031 on:** January 31, 2009, 02:55:15 AM

Brek, LFS was simply trying to compliment you.. I am certain he did not intend to "freak" you out. I think what happened here was simply that TFS's intent- to pay you a compliment- was lost in posting. It happens from time to time.

tempestwheel · **Reply #1032 on:** January 31, 2009, 09:44:16 AM

(It's ok, we got it settled, don't worry.)

Granted, but than the wishes made have boring corruptions.

I wish i could visit the Mysterious Beyond and all the sharpteeth wouldn't try to eat me.

Lillefot · **Reply #1033 on:** January 31, 2009, 09:49:44 AM

Granted! Welcome to the Mysterious Beyond! Lava pools, Volcanoes, sinking sands, Meterors, poisoned water and dreadful weather! But atleast the Sharpteeth leave you alone. Enjoy your holiday!

I wish for a kitchen in my cottage.

tempestwheel · **Reply #1034 on:** January 31, 2009, 09:55:38 AM

Granted. An accident involving the oven sets the kitchen ablaze.

I wish I was a better bowler.

Kit12 · **Reply #1035 on:** January 31, 2009, 11:22:42 AM

Granted, but now you can't remember all the important school stuff like 2+2...oh well I guess the bowling fame and trophy are enough, right

I wish I didn't have to work today

pokeplayer984 · **Reply #1036 on:** January 31, 2009, 01:48:07 PM

Donald Trump: Granted! You're fired!

And as a result you never get hired again, can't pay off bills and end up being homeless and starving for the rest of your life.

I wish YouTube would just STOP blocking my videos. (No seriously, I do!)

Amaranthine · **Reply #1037 on:** January 31, 2009, 02:07:10 PM

Granted. Now that they are on your account for days, so many of the people that view them are either spammers or flamers.

I wish a certain friend of mine would reply to me soon.

Lillefot · **Reply #1038 on:** January 31, 2009, 02:25:18 PM

Granted. The reply is corrupted... It's not what you'd expected.

I wish that I could gather more inspiration and scenes so that I finaly could start writing on a fanfiction that I've planned for a long time...

Littlefoot1616 · **Reply #1039 on:** February 01, 2009, 06:29:14 AM

Granted...your inspiration comes from watching garden snails and so your fanfic involves 2 prehistoric snails which a sharptooth steps on in the opening scene. Congrats, the world's first 3 liner fanfic

Oh, and the readers don't read it

I wish I could make James Bond styled gadgets that worked