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The Corrupt a Wish Game.

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pokeplayer984

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Granted!  Oh look, your life looks so delicious. *eats it*

I wish the worst movie in history never actually existed.


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Okey, but even worse movie is on the way.

Now I will wish myself something bad so if someone will corrupt it, it will turn good.

I wish this forum stop existing. :p
Pessimist sees a dark tunnel. Optimist sees a light in the tunnel. Realist sees the light of coming train. And a driver sees three idiots standing on the track.

"My heart has joined the thousand, for my friend stopped running today." - Watership Down by Richard Adams.


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ok, its replaced by a Barney forum
 I wish  Disney didn't make sequels to all its good movies..
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Granted, now Disney biggest income is now quelled and they go out of business. A worldwide empire destroyed! Thanks, now I'll never get to see Snow White and the Seven Dwarves 2! :smile

I wish computers never crashed out


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Granted, but they still get all of the other problems of slowdown, unworkable programs and such, getting so infected that no software can get rid of them.  They even make us unable to reformat, thus making us have the worst computers imaginable.

Thanks a lot.  I think it was better off crashing.

I wish to have a trillion dollars.


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Granted, but now I wish to have your trillion dollars instead.  :p


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Granted, your tax rate is 90%. which means you have to give 900 billion to Uncle Sam.
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You forgot to include a wish for us to corrupt.


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I wish I had two good eyes..(sorry)
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Granted. Now you can SEE the cars coming towards you as you walk over the street.

I wish for spring to blossom!
Do well. Live well. And dress very well.


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Granted, it does and a swarm of bees invasde your home
I wish I could get a sundae..
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Here's your sundae but there's no chocolate sauce or whipped cream.

I wish I had the USS Enterprise (The one in the origional ST series)


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Granted now, you get chased by the Borg wherever you go..
I wish I had a pumpkin pie in front of me..
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thought i might bring this back

granted, but right before you eat it your dog jumps on the the table and ruins it.

i wish i had a light saber


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Granted. It's just a prop.

I wish I wasn't such a picky eater.


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Granted, but now you can not stop yourself from eating everything you see.
 
I wish I had a Super Star Destroyer. (yeah. I like Star Wars too ;) )
Pessimist sees a dark tunnel. Optimist sees a light in the tunnel. Realist sees the light of coming train. And a driver sees three idiots standing on the track.

"My heart has joined the thousand, for my friend stopped running today." - Watership Down by Richard Adams.


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granted, but it gets destroyed five minutes after you get it by a freak laser shot to the core.

I wish Indy was is jurassic park.


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Granted. The rex has a very Indy treat.

I wish I could cook well.


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granted, but now you are so good that no one in the cooking industry likes you and so you cant get a job as a chef.

I wish i was taller and stronger.


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Granted. You are so tall and strong, you accidentally destroy everything.

I wish more people liked the LBT series.