The Corrupt a Wish Game.

Alex · **Reply #1180 on:** July 06, 2009, 06:53:44 PM

Granted, but Santa says he quits.

I wish I had a cheesecake right about now.

pokeplayer984 · **Reply #1181 on:** July 06, 2009, 07:00:45 PM

Granted, but it has an extra ingredient that makes you lactose intolerant so you can't eat it anyways.

I wish the GOF was THE most popular forum around.

action9000 · **Reply #1182 on:** July 06, 2009, 07:11:38 PM

Granted but then we'd be so full of spammers and random posts that nobody would ever get to know anybody!

I wish for something shiny

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #1183 on:** July 06, 2009, 09:40:12 PM

Okay, but the shiny-ness blinds you! MWA HA HA HA!

I wish that John Lennon's song Imagine was broadcasted all over the world so that all could think about what he was talking about.

Serris · **Reply #1184 on:** July 07, 2009, 02:57:33 AM

Granted but they all hate you for subjecting them to him.

Nick22 · **Reply #1185 on:** July 07, 2009, 03:41:24 AM

I wish I had a billion dollars

Paradise Bird · **Reply #1186 on:** July 07, 2009, 08:06:01 AM

Wish granted but its in Chinese Renminbi
I wish for a boyfriend.

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #1187 on:** July 07, 2009, 11:24:20 AM

Okay, but he's a jerk.

I wish people here would make their wishes harder to corrupt.

Vilstrup · **Reply #1188 on:** July 07, 2009, 04:20:52 PM

Granted, but yours gets easier to corrupt

I wish for a long and happy life

Alex · **Reply #1189 on:** July 07, 2009, 06:23:52 PM

Quote from: Paradise Bird,Jul 7 2009 on 07:06 AM

Wish granted but its in Chinese Renminbi

LOL

Anyway, granted, but you took all the happiness from everyone else's long lives.

I wish that I had more wishes.

action9000 · **Reply #1190 on:** July 07, 2009, 10:09:48 PM

Wish denied. You know you can't wish for that!

I wish for a cell phone that never loses signal.

tempestwheel · **Reply #1191 on:** July 07, 2009, 10:26:20 PM

Granted. You have only 10 minutes per month.

I wish I could be friends with the Lion King characters.

action9000 · **Reply #1192 on:** July 07, 2009, 10:29:01 PM

Granted but the hyenas may not take too kindly to that!

I wish for a hug!

Alex · **Reply #1193 on:** July 08, 2009, 12:28:48 AM

Granted, but the hug has to come from a grizzly bear. Bear hug.

I wish said bear was my pet.

Vilstrup · **Reply #1194 on:** July 08, 2009, 05:25:47 AM

Granted, but you forgot to feed it, and it eats you

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Anyway, granted, but you took all the happiness from everyone else's long lives

I can live with that

I wish I owned a forest

Alex · **Reply #1195 on:** July 08, 2009, 10:20:27 PM

Granted, but my bear comes to live in it. He eats you too.

I wish I had an LBT beanie.
(Not a bad idea actually)

action9000 · **Reply #1196 on:** July 09, 2009, 11:34:00 PM

Granted but your bear thinks it's a chew toy.

I wish for a good night's sleep!

Alex · **Reply #1197 on:** July 10, 2009, 05:24:46 AM

Granted but you can't sleep again for the rest of your life.

I wish..huh..I wish I was sleepin' right about now.

Paradise Bird · **Reply #1198 on:** July 10, 2009, 06:10:45 AM

wish granted but you never wake up.
I wish for a glass of water

Chomper · **Reply #1199 on:** July 10, 2009, 01:17:59 PM

too easy, granted but its sewage water

i wish i had a computer in my room