The Corrupt a Wish Game.

pokeplayer984 · **Reply #1440 on:** October 23, 2012, 02:08:31 AM

Granted, you are now a giant dragon statue.

I wish for more YouTube views on my videos.

The Anonymous Person · **Reply #1441 on:** October 23, 2012, 02:12:18 PM

Granted, but as soon as one of your videos reaches a million views, your account is suddenly terminated for copyright infringement.

I wish I could have more of a variety of food than we do now.

Blais_13 · **Reply #1442 on:** October 23, 2012, 03:52:40 PM

Granted,your menu is goint to be expanded...by insects!Life tastes great huh?

I wish I could hypnotize anybody to do whatever funny thing I want them to do.

The Anonymous Person · **Reply #1443 on:** October 23, 2012, 05:05:40 PM

Granted. Think of the trouble you're going to have when you find out that you've hypnotized a person to start a mass murder. There goes whatever money you have left!

I wish everything could get done around our house.

The Great Valley Guardian · **Reply #1444 on:** October 23, 2012, 09:23:30 PM

Granted but then you quickly die from boredom.

I wish I could breath underwater.

pokeplayer984 · **Reply #1445 on:** October 23, 2012, 11:19:40 PM

Granted, you are now a plankton. Enjoy your last few seconds of life as you are about to get eaten by a blue whale.

I wish it would stop raining.

The Great Valley Guardian · **Reply #1446 on:** October 24, 2012, 11:34:13 AM

Granted, the rain freezes and it's now a massive blizzard that buries your town.

I wish I could teleport anywhere.

Blais_13 · **Reply #1447 on:** October 24, 2012, 12:56:14 PM

Granted,but as you attempt to teleport somewhere you end up teleporting into a solid object.you are fused now in the atomic level with the object,so you can't teleport out.

I wish I could create anything i want with only a single thought.

jansenov · **Reply #1448 on:** October 24, 2012, 12:58:31 PM

Granted. But you also always create its anti-object, and the two annihilate. The only thing you can create permanently is a Majorana fermion.

I wish I had an inexhaustible, self-sterilizing ice cream.

The Anonymous Person · **Reply #1449 on:** October 24, 2012, 02:17:13 PM

Granted, but the ice cream contains poison and you die days later.

I wish the people at Disney Junior would bring back more of the ol' Playhouse Disney shows.

pokeplayer984 · **Reply #1450 on:** October 25, 2012, 03:14:08 PM

Granted, but they only bring back the ones that suck.

I wish it would stop snowing.

Mumbling · **Reply #1451 on:** October 25, 2012, 03:18:29 PM

Granted, snow turned into hail.

I wish my windows would close properly so I can't hear the noise from outside!

The Anonymous Person · **Reply #1452 on:** October 25, 2012, 05:38:15 PM

Quote from: pokeplayer984,Oct 25 2012 on 02:14 PM

Granted, but they only bring back the ones that suck.

Such as?

Granted, but then it breaks off and you'll have to bear the noise.

I wish pencils would never become short when sharpened.

Serris · **Reply #1453 on:** October 31, 2012, 09:14:00 PM

Congratulations, they now grow so long that you can.

I wish I could telekinetically manipulate a drawing implement so I can draw whatever artwork I desire just by thinking about it.

The Anonymous Person · **Reply #1454 on:** November 01, 2012, 04:59:52 PM

Granted. Unfortunately, the only art you can think of is pornography. You become so worried that you have to hide the implement for the rest of your days and never think about the inappropriateness (and disgustingness) again!

I wish we had a black labrador.

Ghostfishe · **Reply #1455 on:** November 02, 2012, 12:42:22 PM

Granted.
...oh, I'm sorry, you meant a live one?

I wish I had an ice cream sandwich.

The Anonymous Person · **Reply #1456 on:** November 02, 2012, 03:38:58 PM

Granted.

Oops, I didn't know they were all melted. Geez, how long did I keep those in there?

I wish my childhood memories could come to life.

Animeboye · **Reply #1457 on:** November 02, 2012, 10:03:22 PM

Granted. All your childhood nightmares have manifested into a physical form.

I wish my novels were published.

pokeplayer984 · **Reply #1458 on:** November 03, 2012, 10:58:57 AM

Granted, but they are quickly confiscated by the FBI for "unexplained" reasons.

Speaking of...

I wish the FBI would just return the stolen files to Megaupload already!

The Anonymous Person · **Reply #1459 on:** November 03, 2012, 10:16:53 PM

Wish denied...at least for now.

I wish I wasn't out of my mind.