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Granted. Unfortunately, you will die in a car crash in the same way he did.

I wish my insomnia was gone.

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Quote from: Serris,Mar 25 2013 on  09:02 PM
Granted. Unfortunately, you will die in a car crash in the same way he did.

I wish my insomnia was gone.
Granted!  You now sleep forever.  Yes, you are alive but you are in a state of eternal sleep.

I wish I had new clothes.


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Granted. They're from Lady Gaga.

I wish I could paint well, so I could capture the beautiful wasatch mountains.


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Granted, but unfortunately you paint so well that you put the Great Masters to shame and they are rolling in their graves, plotting their revenge.
I wish I could get rid of my sugar high!
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Granted, but then you start becoming somewhat depressed.

I wish I could stop being so greedy!


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Granted. From now on anything you hoard or take out of greed will explode.

I wish I had a high quality piece of moldevite.


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Granted. You now have a piece the size of a building that you can't move.

I wish The Hub made a cyberpunk cartoon.

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It stars the Mane Six as robots and they canceled the original show so "Equestropolis P0N13S" can replace it.

I wish P=NP.


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Quote from: LettuceBacon&Tomato,Apr 11 2013 on  04:53 PM
It stars the Mane Six as robots and they canceled the original show so "Equestropolis P0N13S" can replace it.

I wish P=NP.
Seriously, I'd actually watch that. If the Mane Six were cybernetic/robotic ponies, that is.

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Granted, but he'll fail.

I wish summer holidays had already begun.
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Granted. But they'll last for one day only. The Government doesn't want people to become too lazy.

I wish they made another LBT movie with Guido in it.


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Granted!  :D  How's a two-minute scene with him?

I wish marching band camp already started!


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Okay...let's get this game started back up again after a year of inactivity.

I wish to actually get things done during this summer.


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Granted but lazyness is always gonna win so don't expect too much :p

I wish I could stop time sometimes...
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Wish denied, for time can never be stopped...unless you're Aylene Carter in the "Land Before Time Retold" series on FanFiction. Too bad you're not.  :p

I wish I had twice-baked potatoes with sour cream. Mmm...


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Granted... but the sour cream's expired, and it's now extra super sour cream. Yummy  :p

I wish I had an infinite supply of coffee.


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Granted. You die within a week from a caffeine overdose.

I wish I could have longer summers off.


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Wish granted. You don't have to goto school anymore, since your parents just kicked you out of the house! Have fun living under the bridge!

I wish I could get a promotion at work.
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Granted, but the company slashes your hours and salary by half. You don't need to be bossing around full-time.

I wish I had more land for sheep pasture.


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Granted, but the company slashes your hours and salary by half. You don't need to be bossing around full-time.

I wish I had more land so I could start herding sheep and goats.