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The Corrupt a Wish Game.

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KingdomKey23

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Granted, but now everybody becomes fat because life has become so easy they don't even need to get out of bed.


I wish that there was no more world hunger.


Littlefoot Fan

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Granted, but now world dehydration has conjured up! :o

I wish I had black hair :p


KingdomKey23

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Granted, here is your toopee of black hair.  :p



I wish I could save the world.


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*Poof* You've been given a fully equipped level 60 character for World of Warcraft.  Now start saving!

I wish I could speak Japanese.




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Granted, but you now lost the ability to speak English.


I wish Action would stop beating me and Littlefoot to the punch.  :P:


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Granted, but you catch that horrible disease, Ebola, while there.

I wish I had a really good webcam. :P:


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Granted, but you should be ashamed of how you use it at night.


I wish that Action would not only stop beating me and Littlefoot to the punch, but this time the wish cannot be denied.   :P:


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Granted...unfortunately he'll continue to do it anyway (naw jk action LOL).

I wish I could sing like the gang can!


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Granted, but like the gang you also sing during everday life. On the bus, at home, at school, during a movie, and everyone gets annoyed by it, and they form an angry mob against you. XD


I wish I was the smartest guy on the planet.


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Granted, unfortunately you'll have to spend the rest of your life thinking up new war plans and theories about Earth's destruction.

I wish I was a professional website builder :P:


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Granted, but everytime you build a website pop-ups seem to drown it out.



I wish I could be in the NBA.


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Granted, but you get whooped the first few seconds of the game, because you snuck in with no real basketball practice.

I wish I could find a magic genie lamp on the beach.


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Granted, but as you go to get it a giant tidal wave comes and knocks you down and sends the lamp out to sea.






I wish I could be one of the voice actors to voice one of the characters in the LBT movies.


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Granted, but they stick you with a random ugly one, who only lasts about 10 minutes in the movie.

I wish my hair was naturally pin straight :p


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Granted, but it's made out of pins and gets in your eyes. :p

I wish that humans cared more about the environment.


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Granted, but they care so much about the enviroment that they actually make it worse. XD


I wish I was a video game tester.


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Granted, but you become a fat bum who eats potato chips all day long from all the video games you play :lol:

I wish shots didn't hurt at all.