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The Corrupt a Wish Game.

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pokeplayer984

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Granted!  Here's a pair of sneakers that barely fit a new born baby's feet.

I wish my tooth would stop hurting. :(


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Granted, but for some reason you're feeling a sharp pain in your side.  :o


I wish I was on a game show.


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Granted, but you enter the wrong game show by accident, and don't know a single question.

I wish laser beams couldn't damage your eyesight.


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Granted, but instead of damaging them your eyes transform into giant apples. The only thing you can see now is red. XD


I wish President Bush would make better choices.


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Granted, but now the country's perfect, and people demand more flaws! :DD

I wish a Kingdom Hearts 3 was out right now.


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Wish granted, but now Sora will have to ask Barney for his help! (OMG!!! *endangered voice* Oh no! Not Barney! Everything but that!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!! *faints*)

I wish Internet ads disappear for all eternity, even the most persistent and most annoyful.


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Granted, but now the ads and pop-ups have moved into real life. Now they're floating all over the place! :lol

I wish the human eyes were indestructible.


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Granted, but now the eyes are made out of diamond glass and you can't see a thing out of them.

I wish to have a Nintendo Wii by Christmas.  And I'm not talking about an unbroken housedog named Nintendo here.  I'm talking about a gaming system. (Hehe!  Corrupt that!) ^_^


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Granted, you recieve a Nintendo entertainment system that someone took a wee on. XD


I wish I had my own butler.


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Granted, but he turns out to be a serial killer.

I wish I had a PS3 and all the best games for it :p


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Granted, but the PS3 and games are all pirated copies and you get in trouble.



I wish I was the owner of a multimillion dollar resturant.


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Quote from: KingdomKey23,Dec 18 2006 on  04:03 AM
Granted, you recieve a Nintendo entertainment system that someone took a wee on. XD
Eww!  I don't want it! *throws it away*

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Now, as for the wish:

Granted, but you serve nothing but horrible food and go completely out of business in a few weeks.

I wish I could shoot myself without dying.


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Wish granted, but every time you shoot yourself, anyone else dies. :cry2

I wish Littlefoot mom to be revived.


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Granted, but now she is a zombie and because she is so ugly now, Littlefoot is scared of her and doesn't love her anymore.

(Oh man!  I can't believe I just did that! :cry2)

I wish I understood the book version of "A Christmas Carol" better. :)


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Granted, but the book is now so simple that it only has one page with the words The End on it.



I wish that I was the most attractive guy in school.


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Granted!  You are now attracted to every girl AND guy in the school and they all want to get into bed with you. (Ugh!  I think I have a corrupted mind today! :x)

I wish I was a more serious fan of The Powerpuff Girls! :^.^:


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Quote from: pokeplayer984,Dec 19 2006 on  03:36 PM
Granted, but now she is a zombie and because she is so ugly now, Littlefoot is scared of her and doesn't love her anymore.
(:blink: HOW DARE YOU? How could you be so cruel?)

(Just kidding, pokeplayer984. Forget that ;))

Granted, now everybody hates you for adoring cute big-headed girls. (That's what ya get for mocking Littlefoot's mom *evil laughter*... Meh, just kidding again.)

I wish to get all of the Chaos Emeralds in the Sonic Heroes game.


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Granted, but you can't seem to get past the final boss and figure out how to beat him.  So you keep dying and never beat the game. :D

I wish I had the will to beat up those that I get mad at.


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Granted, but you then try beating up a blackbelt and he sends you packin' XD


I wish our world was like the Matrix.


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Granted, but now as we speak, Agents are hacking into the GoF!

I wish I could live on Sora's island with all his friends.