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The Corrupt a Wish Game.

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KingdomKey23

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Granted, and giant red bulls trample over you.



I wish for a jetpack.


Lain_EX

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Wish granted. Here's your jetpack without fuel. :lol HAHAHA!!! You rather had wished it WITH fuel. :lol:

I wish to travel around the world.


KingdomKey23

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Granted, but you bring every diseases back with you and everyone catches it.  :o


I wish I was the King of Games.


Littlefoot Fan

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Granted, but that means you don't actually get to PLAY the games, you just sit in a throne all day long :DD

I wish I could hold a sword as big as Cloud's!


Lain_EX

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Granted, but the sword is too heavy for you that you end leaving it as an ornament in your room. :lol

I wish to have the most powerful Yu-Gi-Oh! deck in the world.


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Granted, but all the cards you used a banned from official tournaments, so you get disquilfied. XD



I wish our air in the world was cleaner.


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Granted, but aliens want to know the secret behind the clean air, thus causing an invasion.



I wish Sub-Zero (Mortal Kombat) would play as Frosty the Snowman, with that rabbit and little girl.   :lol


KingdomKey23

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Granted, but let's just say at the end of the movie he gives them a "Fatality" XD




I wish Pokemon were real.


Littlefoot Fan

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Granted, but instead of being caught, they catch US in pokeballs! Run! :lol

I wish it was spring already!


KingdomKey23

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Granted, but instead of it turning spring, a giant spring of water floods the earth.



I wish I was a pro player in the NBA.


Lain_EX

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Granted, but you seem to be the best player in the world that you don't need a team, and everyone hates you.

I wish for some potato chips. :D


KingdomKey23

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Granted, but they added so much extra salt to it that you can't even eat it.



I wish I could travel to other worlds like in Kingdom Hearts.


Weather_lord_7

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Granted, but you travel to world of......BARNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I wish that Ms. Brisby would adopt Fievel.





Lain_EX

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Granted, but Fievel never gets used to Ms. Brisby and then, he flees aimlessly.

I wish I had the Chaos Emeralds powers.


KingdomKey23

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Granted, but they only last for 50 rings, but since there are no giant rings in are world you lose the power.


I wish I could be a dragon rider.


Lain_EX

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Granted, but the dragon eats you for trying to tame it.

I wish for some tortilla chips and salsa. :P:


KingdomKey23

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Granted, but the salsa is so hot that your mouth catches on fire and it burns the house down.



I wish I could jump as high as the Mario Brothers.


Lain_EX

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Granted, but you end hanging on electric wiring, then you suffer from electrocution.

I wish I had an Extreme Gear board from Sonic Riders WITH air. (HA! I specified!)


KingdomKey23

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Granted, but you have so much air that you can never come down again. XD



I wish for a mansion.


Lain_EX

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Granted. You won a contest which prize is a Haunted mansion where you get captured in a painting. (LOL Luigi's Mansion reference!)

I wish I could make Flash movies.