The Corrupt a Wish Game.

F-14 Ace · **Reply #300 on:** February 25, 2007, 12:35:07 AM

Granted, but before you can kill any, you get teleported to Soviet Russia. In Soviet Russia, baby show characters kill YOU!

I wish DSB Design or Alphasim would put their wonderful F-4 Phantom for FLight Simulator on their free download page.

KingdomKey23 · **Reply #301 on:** February 25, 2007, 01:39:24 AM

Granted, but when you kill one baby show character, the rest revolt and overpower you. Run for the hills, man.

I wish I could play guitar.

Littlefoot Fan · **Reply #302 on:** February 25, 2007, 11:23:20 AM

Granted, but you get so into the song that you're playing, and smash your only guitar into pieces.

I wish the tv guides would stop lieing to us!

pokeplayer984 · **Reply #303 on:** March 01, 2007, 01:55:53 PM

Granted, but they only show which shows will be on that day and not what time or channel.

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I wish the LBT Series was more mature.

Lain_EX · **Reply #304 on:** March 01, 2007, 07:59:19 PM

Granted. Now you've done it! LBT isn't available to general public anymore. :mad

I wish computers didn't crash.

pokeplayer984 · **Reply #305 on:** March 04, 2007, 12:24:17 PM

Granted, but they are now incredibly slow.

I wish I was a giant.

F-14 Ace · **Reply #306 on:** March 04, 2007, 01:02:37 PM

Granted. Now you smash everything you step on and the army drops bombs on you.
wish DSB Design or Alphasim would put their wonderful F-4 Phantom for Flight Simulator on their free download page withour actually screwing them up first.

Raptor · **Reply #307 on:** March 07, 2007, 09:23:14 PM

Granted, but a gigantic worm bursts out of the ground and devours you alive.

I wish for just one little thing... the ability to make things hyper evolve until they're really weird looking. I'd evolve people I don't like into the weirdest things of all!

Grievous55 · **Reply #308 on:** March 08, 2007, 08:37:32 PM

Granted. Unfortunately, you look in a mirror and do it to yourself.

I wish for balut!(fertilized duck egg steamed and served with salt)

F-14 Ace · **Reply #309 on:** March 08, 2007, 09:47:26 PM

Granted. Now PETA sues you for animal cruelity and you lose all your money.

I still wish I had the DSB Designs F-4 Phantom (which I was going to get for $12.50 but they suddenly raised the price up to $32.15 :mad :mad :cry2 :cry2

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KingdomKey23 · **Reply #310 on:** March 11, 2007, 03:21:24 AM

Granted, but the Flight Simulator is all glitchy now and you can't even play it.

I wish for a pair of B)

pokeplayer984 · **Reply #311 on:** March 11, 2007, 04:50:52 PM

Granted, but they're way too big for your face.

I wish the LBT Songs for the TV Series were better.

Raptor · **Reply #312 on:** March 11, 2007, 08:17:26 PM

Granted, but someone turns them up to supersonic and everyone on the planet goes deaf.

I wish that I had a sword that could.... that could make things out of rock.

F-14 Ace · **Reply #313 on:** March 11, 2007, 10:18:50 PM

Granted. It makes an anvil out of a rock and falls on your head.

I wish my research project on James Garfield wasn't due for 10000 more days.

KingdomKey23 · **Reply #314 on:** March 12, 2007, 02:31:56 AM

Granted, but now you have another paper that's due tomarrow. XD

I wish I could be a wizard.

Littlefoot Fan · **Reply #315 on:** March 23, 2007, 11:34:03 PM

Granted, but you also turn all old and wrinkled

I wish I had a bigger room.

KingdomKey23 · **Reply #316 on:** March 24, 2007, 03:16:41 PM

Granted, but it's so big, it takes you 10 hours just to reach your bed.

I wish my game of Halo was less laggy.

action9000 · **Reply #317 on:** March 25, 2007, 03:00:05 AM

Your world suddenly moves in Veeeeeerrrryyyy slllllooooowwwwww mmoooootttttiiiiioooonnnnnn.

Does the game still seem laggy?

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I wish I had better dexterity and stamina for sports.

Littlefoot Fan · **Reply #318 on:** March 26, 2007, 01:47:55 PM

Granted, but as a result, you must forfeit alot of your strength and hp (Wait, it's an rpg now?! Oh well

:)

I wish hardware would last forever.

Lain_EX · **Reply #319 on:** March 27, 2007, 09:42:40 PM

Granted, but you won't use it one you pass out. (You should had wished for eternal life. *evil laughter*)

I wish to be an expert cook.