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The Corrupt a Wish Game.

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pokeplayer984

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Granted, but you're so good that EVERYONE wants you to cook for them and you can't keep up with the demand.

I wish Littlefoot's "dead before birth" siblings were alive. (You'll understand what I mean by this if you check out the scene of where Littlefoot was about to hatch.)


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Granted. Now Littlefoot doesn't have time to play with his friends. (As a matter of fact, he wouldn'd make those friends he has now if it weren't by that sad situation.)

I wish I was a Reploid (Mega Man X).


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Granted, but your brain malfunctions and Mega Man has to put you down.

I wish I could feel pretty.
"All you have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to you." -Gandalf


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Granted. Now you're a gal (unless you're already one).

I wish to be a secret character in Super Smash Bros. Brawl.


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Granted, but you're so secret, that nobody ever unlocks you, and you sit day after day in total darkness waiting to be revealed.

I wish I had a real T-rex tooth on a necklace :p


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Granted, but since it's a T-Rex tooth, it's completely rotten and it smells really bad. (LOL cavities)

I wish I could connect my Nintendo DS via Wi-Fi.


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Granted, but as soon as you're able to, they decide to shut down all connections.

I wish I lived right next to an IMAX theatre.


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Granted, but its right beside your bedroom so you can never go to sleep.

I wish i had an arwing so i don't have to worry about traffic.


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Granted, but while you're in the sky you run into a plane and the arwing goes right down.


I wish for a sword like Sephiroth.


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Granted, but it's so long, you can't even fit it in your house!

I wish I could never get sick.


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Granted, instead of getting sick, your heart starts to hemorrhage and you die due to internal bleeding and heart failure.

I wish i had a friend.


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Granted, now at nights you sit alone in the dark and talk to your imaginary friend.

I wish I had more songs.


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Granted, but they're all horribly out of tune.

I wish i could write social essays


Lain_EX

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Granted. Now you're really smart and everyone consider you a nerd. *evil laugh*

I wish for a Mew, a Jirachi and a Celebi in my Ruby Version.


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Granted, but someone runs off with your game cartridge.

I wish i had a power suit like samus


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Granted but you have no idea how to put it on.

I wish I had more power outlets in my room. :lol:


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Granted, but as soon you plug your electronics on them, you make a power outage. (beware the darkness!!! unless it's day :lol)

I wish for a custard pie. :P:


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Granted. Unfortunately you get a stomach virus right when it arrives.

I wish I had every song in the entire world.


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Granted. You now have every song ever, all at an amazing 16 b(its)PS bit rate!

I wish Alien: Resurrection was wiped from existence.


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Granted. Now you made other dimensions to enjoy that very bad movie.

I wish for Chemical X (from the Powerpuff Girls).