The Corrupt a Wish Game.

Flathead770 · **Reply #340 on:** April 23, 2007, 06:44:14 PM

Granted, but its been diluted to the point where theres no effect.

I wish i could run fast

TheNumberOneShmuck · **Reply #341 on:** April 23, 2007, 07:25:36 PM

Granted. You crash into a brick wall at mach 2.

I wish I could fly.

Weather_lord_7 · **Reply #342 on:** April 23, 2007, 08:37:39 PM

Granted, but you're so pre-occupied with flying, you don't even notice the upcoming Fighter Jet

I wish the cartoons I plan to make would be a big hit (PM me for the ideas, if you're curious)

Lain_EX · **Reply #343 on:** April 25, 2007, 10:31:45 PM

Granted, then you become so famous that your fanatics want more of your majestic creations, never letting you to rest.

I wish for the best antivirus software in the whole world. (you guessed it, I'm having more troubles with my PC)

Littlefoot Fan · **Reply #344 on:** April 26, 2007, 12:23:19 PM

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I wish for the best antivirus software in the whole world.

So do I

Granted, but once your old virus program finds out it's been replaced, it sets out to destroy your computer

I wish I had a real sword to hang up on my wall!

Weather_lord_7 · **Reply #345 on:** April 29, 2007, 10:17:01 AM

Quote from: Littlefoot Fan,Apr 26 2007 on 11:23 AM

I wish I had a real sword to hang up on my wall!

Just like mine, eh?

Granted, but it mysteriously comes to life and proceeds to chase you all around the house.

I wish I could be a powerful mage.

Littlefoot Fan · **Reply #346 on:** April 29, 2007, 11:16:58 AM

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Just like mine, eh?

Hey no fair!!!

Heheh, nice.

Granted, but you run into a serious financial problem from the insanely large amount of MP potions you must buy each day.

I wish we had a bigger backyard.

Lain_EX · **Reply #347 on:** April 30, 2007, 10:13:11 PM

Granted. Now you have more lawn to cut, and if you don't do so, you'll have a particular jungle, with wild beasts and all.

I wish I wasn't afraid of butterflies.

TheNumberOneShmuck · **Reply #348 on:** May 01, 2007, 01:45:14 AM

Granted. You are now afraid of flies instead.

I wish I could have my cake and eat it, too.

Weather_lord_7 · **Reply #349 on:** May 01, 2007, 08:38:25 PM

Granted, but there just happened to be a dancing woman in the cake, and now your friends look upon you as a cannibal. :blink:

I wish Calvin & Hobbes would team up with Dennis The Menace :unsure:

Littlefoot1616 · **Reply #350 on:** May 10, 2007, 09:02:53 AM

Granted but now the world has been plunged in perpetual chaos and over run with delinquent little brats (just like my local high street when the kids come out of school! LOL

: )

I wish I had a hangover cure that never failed (think that's more along the lines of a miracle than a wish

)

Flathead770 · **Reply #351 on:** May 11, 2007, 10:19:15 AM

Granted, and all alcohol is removed from the world.

I wish i had my own computer

Lain_EX · **Reply #352 on:** May 11, 2007, 08:22:39 PM

Granted, but it has a virus and it crashes just the moment you turn it on.

I wish I could live in a forest cabin.

Weather_lord_7 · **Reply #353 on:** May 11, 2007, 09:21:44 PM

Granted, but the foods you cook in it attracts grizzlys. RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!

I wish I could see Chuck Norris & Mr. T go head-to-head in an all-out deathmatch!!

Littlefoot1616 · **Reply #354 on:** May 12, 2007, 06:42:52 AM

Granted but they are the only two people in the world who actually survive the battle.

I wish the government didn't have to issue taxes yet still the country could still prosper

Flathead770 · **Reply #355 on:** May 12, 2007, 11:52:15 PM

Granted, the country prospers... until it its taken over by another country and they increase taxes again.

I wish i could play the guitar

Lain_EX · **Reply #356 on:** May 12, 2007, 11:54:37 PM

Granted, then one of the chords breaks and leave you with a patch in your eye.

I wish for a Wii.

Weather_lord_7 · **Reply #357 on:** May 13, 2007, 09:05:17 AM

Granted, one Wii coming up

Have fun with your "Wii"

: (get it? whee, and wii?)

I wish that I had an army of orcs.

KingdomKey23 · **Reply #358 on:** May 13, 2007, 12:56:59 PM

Granted, but in the end they all get defeated by a single character.

I wish for some new shoes.

Lain_EX · **Reply #359 on:** May 15, 2007, 11:18:28 PM

Granted, but you can't wear them 'cause they're too small for you.

I wish for a pet cat.

(to Weather_Lord_7: Nice one! You caught me unaware!)