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The Corrupt a Wish Game.

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Granted but a coup de tat takes place and you're left stranded on a deserted island.

I wish I had all the monty python movies on DVD.


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Granted, but you end up with the last DVD's ever sold and and angry mob comes after you for them.


I wish for some ice cream.


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granted but it melts before you get it.

i wish I had an XBOX 360.


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Granted. Here's an X-BOX on a skateboard performing a 360.

I wish my drawings were as good as Malte's.


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Granted. Unfortunately, they catch fire immediately after you draw them.

I wish Cartoon Network hadn't cancelled the Land Before Time TV series. *cries*


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Granted. New episodes are on the way, but they can't be aired 'cause they have mature content. (LOL wait until Adult Swim then)

I wish I was a Dragonite. (a Dragon and Flying-type PokÈmon)


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Granted.  It's just a toy though.


I wish I could eat treestars like littlefoot so I wouldn't have to pay for food.


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Granted, but you catch some strange illness for eating food not made for people.

I wish I had fire powers.


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Granted, but you get put in the slammer for arson.


I wish to control weather (just like my username suggests) :D  :lol


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Granted but now you get so many weather requests that your brain overloads and explodes.  The explosion rips a hole in the fabric of time and a black hole randomly forms and sucks everything into it.

I wish I could meet the characters I created without them getting brainwashed, turning against me, or anything else wacko happening.  I don't know why I want this exactly.



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Granted, but a random boulder falls from the sky and crushes them all!


I wish for the ability to transform into a monstorous troll when I get mad.


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Granted but the military is always out to get you and the Hulk sues you for copying his idea.

I wish I could come up with something to wish for.


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Granted. Wish for some tacos with a spicy salsa.

I wish my brother wasn't diabetic.


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Granted, now he's lactose intolerant



I wish for a cave to live in




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Granted, but it is already occupied by a bear!



I wish I could do a google search in my brain.


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Granted, but you lose internet connection every time you try to use it.

I wish Yoda had killed Darth Sidious in episode III.


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Granted, but he has a heart attack right on the spot.



I wish to visit Watership Down (the hill)


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Granted, but you end up rolling down it and hurting yourself.


I wish I was a flash animator.


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Granted, your animations last the whole of a millisecond. The screen flashes and it's over

I wish my fav footy (soccer) team would win the Championship


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Granted, but after they win the championship, they are all fired because it turns out they won by using steroids. XD


I wish for a sandwhich.