The Corrupt a Wish Game.

landbeforetimelover · **Reply #440 on:** June 10, 2007, 01:24:35 AM

Granted, but the noise from all the animals talking made it impossible to go to the woods. Man eventually gets tired of all the noise and cuts all the forests down and everyone on the planet dies of oxygen deprivation.

I wish they would make maple flavored cheeze-it's

TheNumberOneShmuck · **Reply #441 on:** June 10, 2007, 01:43:03 AM

Granted, but they only make 2 boxes before discontinuing them. Carrot Top ends up with both, and sends you a videotape of him eating them in a taunting manner and laughing at you.

I wish I was good at playing the guitar.

KingdomKey23 · **Reply #442 on:** June 10, 2007, 02:03:26 AM

Granted, but you're so good that every time you play a note, the string breaks, and you end up breaking millions of strings a year.

I wish I could meet Chuck Norris.

landbeforetimelover · **Reply #443 on:** June 10, 2007, 03:07:24 AM

Granted but the instant you see him, you forget who he is.

I wish they would make 4GB SIMMS cheaper

Flathead770 · **Reply #444 on:** June 10, 2007, 11:56:20 AM

Granted, everything else is now really expensive so by comparison, the 4GB SIMMS is the cheapest product available.

I wish i was good at playing the piano.

Lain_EX · **Reply #445 on:** June 10, 2007, 11:55:07 PM

Granted, but you make a lot of noise that you end waking up your nerighborhood.

I wish I could sing better.

Weather_lord_7 · **Reply #446 on:** June 11, 2007, 01:57:46 AM

Granted, you now sing in a "dying cow" falsetto

I wish I could have WoW characters invade Runescape

Littlefoot1616 · **Reply #447 on:** June 11, 2007, 07:28:23 AM

Granted...an epic virtual battle ensues and both gaming universes are destroyed The gaming companies go out of business so no sequels.

I wish I was a great artist

Weather_lord_7 · **Reply #448 on:** June 12, 2007, 12:29:16 AM

Granted, but you run out of supplies

I wish I could decipher Leet-speak

Littlefoot1616 · **Reply #449 on:** June 12, 2007, 06:33:56 AM

Granted but that now becomes the only language you know and cannot communicate any other way (What the deuce is "Leet-Speak by chance? :huh: )

I wish I was a successful sports star!

Lain_EX · **Reply #450 on:** June 12, 2007, 08:04:40 PM

Quote from: Littlefoot1616,Jun 12 2007 on 02:33 AM

(What the deuce is "Leet-Speak by chance? :huh: )

(It's when you use these words on the Internet: L33T, OMG, ROFL and such)

Granted, but you end with a broken leg.

I wish for a DS Lite with a PKMN Diamond version game.

Weather_lord_7 · **Reply #451 on:** June 20, 2007, 06:09:22 PM

Granted, but they cost you all of your money.

I wish I could go to the Galapagos Isles.

Lain_EX · **Reply #452 on:** June 20, 2007, 06:46:06 PM

Granted, then you get scared of all of the weird flora and fauna there.

I wish I had a Fire Flower, so I could shoot fire.

Littlefoot1616 · **Reply #453 on:** June 22, 2007, 07:16:03 PM

Granted but the Fire Flower self-destructs and you're engulf in flames so you spend the next hour running around in circles screaming "Put me out! PUT ME OUT!!!" Oh and the flower is no more

I wish I had X-ray vision (for nothing deceitful of course

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Flathead770 · **Reply #454 on:** June 22, 2007, 11:19:35 PM

Granted, but everyone you look at dies from cancer, due to exposure to X-ray waves.

I wish i had a lvl 70 character on World of Warcraft.

Littlefoot1616 · **Reply #455 on:** June 25, 2007, 06:18:51 AM

Granted but you then become the most hated player online because you're so powerful and everyone rallies together to get rid of you.

I wish I had a job as a video game tester (partial truth there

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landbeforetimelover · **Reply #456 on:** June 25, 2007, 07:13:10 AM

Granted, but you get so fat from sitting on your *beep* all day that you have to spend all of that hard earned money buying a custom fit seat to play those video games in!

I wish people would stop writing nasty LBT fanfics.

Flathead770 · **Reply #457 on:** June 25, 2007, 02:02:55 PM

Granted, now theres no lbt fanfics at all.

I wish i was really good at skateboarding.

Lain_EX · **Reply #458 on:** June 25, 2007, 08:00:51 PM

Granted, then you break a leg (literally).

I wish for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

pokeplayer984 · **Reply #459 on:** June 27, 2007, 04:27:54 PM

Granted, but upon eating it you get your lips stuck together so tightly that you can't ever speak again.

I wish some of the slang terms were appropriate.