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The Corrupt a Wish Game.

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aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato)

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Not granted, due to the fact that you forget what your wish was.

I wish I could get the LBT TV series on tape so I could watch it whenever I felt like it.


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Your VCR breaks the tapes.

I wish I remembered my wish.


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Granted! You now remember what your wish was. However, you used your one wish to remember what your wish was, so it now won't come true.

I wish nobody posts any more posts on this thread.


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Your wish is illogical. I refuse to grant it.

I wish that I had more peanuts.


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Wish granted. Open your newspaper to the comics section, they're still printing them!

I wish I could Tie at The Game.


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You can. You just have to alter the fabric of space-time. (Reality won't let you win The Game unless you die on your birthday  :p )

I wish that I had a ten-dollar bill.


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Granted. Someone tapes a duck's bill to your face. He then stretches out his hand and says "Ten Dollars please"

I wish I had a flying car


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You do. However, when you get in it, the flight mechanism breaks.

I wish that I had all of the world's duct tape at my disposal.


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Granted. All the duct tape forms into a giant ball which then rolls over and crush you.

I wish I were a big Hollywood actor


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NOOOOO!!!!! DUCT TAPE! WHY DO YOU BETRAY ME?

You get mauled by the paparazzi.

I wish for pie.


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Granted. Look up.

I wish you didn't read this post.


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Granted....oh whoops! Wait...I just read it!

I wish I had super strength


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Granted...but you have to hold the world up like the Greek God Atlas!

I wish I was hired by Donald Trump.


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Granted, but you are fired the moment you are hired.

I wish I wasn't banned from serebiiforums.com. :(


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You aren't. You are just unable to log on because they changed their domain.

I wish that It was snowing harder than it is now outside.


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Granted, but it snows so hard the flakes pound through the roof.

I wish geometry was easier.


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Granted. Now its easier for everyone else but you.

I wish I had a pet Grunt from Halo.


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It kills you.

I wish that I could work differential equations easier.


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Granted. Your brain explodes due to excess knowledge.

I wish for some nachos with cheese!


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You are allergic to the kind of cheese on the nachos.

I wish for candy.