The Corrupt a Wish Game.

Littlefoot1616 · **Reply #640 on:** February 15, 2008, 10:42:45 AM

Granted but you quickly pass out from a huge sugar crash

I wish there were no taxes

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #641 on:** February 15, 2008, 10:44:59 AM

There aren't. Your income is just lowered dramatically to compensate.

I wish for happiness in space.

Littlefoot1616 · **Reply #642 on:** February 15, 2008, 10:48:20 AM

Granted but you don't feel happy for doing it

I wish I could fly a helicopter

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #643 on:** February 15, 2008, 10:50:18 AM

You can. However, you decide to fly it into a city and crash into a building.

I wish for a magnifying glass.

Lain_EX · **Reply #644 on:** February 15, 2008, 05:12:42 PM

Granted, here's a pair of magnificent glasses. Wait, did you said magnifying glass?

I wish I wasn't so dumb.

aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) · **Reply #645 on:** February 16, 2008, 04:00:12 AM

Granted. The IQ of every person on the planet drops by 80%. Now you're the smartest person in the world.

I wish I lived in "Star Trek."

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #646 on:** February 16, 2008, 12:16:10 PM

You do. However, you are abandoned because you annoy Captain Kirk too much.

I wish I was better at statistics.

aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) · **Reply #647 on:** February 16, 2008, 02:05:55 PM

Quote from: lbt/cty_lover,Feb 16 2008 on 11:16 AM

You do. However, you are abandoned because you annoy Captain Kirk too much.

Wow, I was so sure somebody was gonna make me a doomed redshirt. I got off lucky.

Granted. 5 out of 4 of your brain cells are now better at statistics. Overload!

I wish I had a Wikipedia article on me.

Lain_EX · **Reply #648 on:** February 16, 2008, 04:54:38 PM

Granted, but it's removed later due to useless information. (that's why Uncyclopedia exists)

I wish for a bid bag of peanut m&m's!

WeirdRaptor · **Reply #649 on:** February 16, 2008, 05:38:55 PM

Granted, but its not through the mouth that you can ingest these M&M's.

I wish Nokia cellphones weren't overly cheap and worthless.

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #650 on:** February 16, 2008, 07:22:44 PM

You aren't. You go broke from overspending.

I wish that I didn't have an overload.

aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) · **Reply #651 on:** February 16, 2008, 11:34:13 PM

Granted. *Poof* Your brain disappears. No more overload!

I wish I could visit every place named in the Geography Game section.

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #652 on:** February 17, 2008, 01:23:19 AM

You can. In your head.

I wish that my brain was back in my head.

Littlefoot1616 · **Reply #653 on:** February 19, 2008, 07:19:13 AM

Granted but you are now a zombie since your brain as already left your body once

I wish I had an intergalactic vessel

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #654 on:** February 19, 2008, 05:36:40 PM

It implodes in on itself while you are in it.

I wish that all of The Beatles were still alive and together.

pokeplayer984 · **Reply #655 on:** February 21, 2008, 09:01:23 PM

They are, they're just zombies now and their music is now the worst in history.

I wish the SatAM (Sonic the Hedgehog) cartoon was NEVER canceled.

Raptor · **Reply #656 on:** February 21, 2008, 09:12:24 PM

However, you mispelled it. Now its Sonic: Attorny the Hedghog, which makes not sense at all.

I wish I could turn into a Velociraptor!

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #657 on:** February 21, 2008, 10:02:56 PM

You can. You just can't turn back into a human.

I wish that there is no bad weather in my area tomorrow or tonight.

Raptor · **Reply #658 on:** February 21, 2008, 11:05:25 PM

Certainly. After that, there is no good weather ever again.

I wish I could type better with only three claws. Being a Velociraptor makes it hard to type.

pokeplayer984 · **Reply #659 on:** February 22, 2008, 01:38:16 AM

Granted, you are now 0.000000000000000000000000000000000001% better.

I wish someone would just drop a problem that happened already and forget it all.