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Insane Cafe 4: The Insane Frontier

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"She's someone who agrees to take care of me in case something were to happen to my mom," Oliver explained. As they walked past the juice bar, the orange cat looked ahead and recognized the black panther having a nice sirloin stake. "There she is, in fact!"

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"That was a great party," Kiara said proudly as the guests were starting to depart. "But now I want to find out how Kovu's meeting went," she told her family and Sima and Vushu.


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Korin and samba were dancing together on the dance floor, along with Vitani and Li'ella in circle,with  Luca and tigers moving over to join them.
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 Hmm. We'll settle for 6000 then ' the Kerchu said " You have the bolts? or raritanium? either works.
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"Hi Panty," Oliver waved to the black panther as he and his friends went over to where she was enjoying a bite and a drink. "What have you been up to?" hew mewed curiously, "Me and my friends have been having fun with the rides and games this place has."

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Kiara, having worked up a sweat from her dance with the Kovu hologram, was sitting back down and enjoying a nice drink. "When you're royalty all parties are like this," she informed Sima.


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this no place for children Oliver " panty said "Its adults only " she said pointing to a sign. "We're here on vacation " flash said"i'm Flash and this is Mona' Mona waved at her. " ah, nice to met you young ladies.  You good to Oliver? You'd better be, otherwise ' Panty opened her mouth and pointed inside ' you'll end up in here. Got me?' Yes mam ' the girls said together. Here, Panty tossed  small bugs of gold to Oliver, Olie, and both wolves ' go get something to eat and drink. God mom's treat.
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"Thanks Panty," Oliver smiled as he and his friends departed. Once they were a little bit away, Oliver explained more "She likes to eat......well, people and animals of all kinds, I'm one of the few she would never eat. Basically, if someone is being a bully to me I can just tell her and the next thing you know, they're panther chow."

"Then we should remind ourselves," Ollie told the wolf girls, "Let's do our best to never accidentally tick him off."


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well, you don't have to worry about that from us' Flash said with a grin.
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 well its going to a be awhile before he contacts you' usher said to Kiara. " don't worry about it. He'll call when he's able to to. Until then, enjoy yourself. We've been running all over the place doing  all sorts of stuff, and we're getting a rare break from all that."
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Gabuna joined the Wolf ladies on the dance floor. Agumina soon made it a quarter. with the digimon flipping from Luca to Tigress and back, drawing laughs from the wolfesses. this is fun " alumna grinned, as she danced atop Luca.
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"Let's see how many coins we have in these bags," Ollie suggested, opening his. What he saw amazed him. "Holy cow, this is a ton of gold!"

"Well, Ms. Panty likes to keep trinkets of who she eats," Oliver explained with a chuckle, "Sometimes the entire contents of their homes......"

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"You're right, in fact...." Kiara smirked, snapping her paws, and 4 staff members came over to her. She provided each of them with a list. "Could you bring these dishes to me?" she asked kindly.
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We'll see what we have. We don't have wildebeest, for instance. we do have fowls." the staff member said. ' we'll see what we can find.
_ we got 100 coins " Oliver ' ollie, Flash and Mona said.
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"Let's go and buy some drinks," Oliver said to Mona, "We'll meet you guys at the park."

When they raced to the nearest stand, it was a very crowded area. Lots of people and animals were walking about. Because they were in a hurry, the pair bumped into a woman in a witch's attire....

"Sorry mam," Oliver apologized.


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You kids! said  a Fongoid shaman pointing an ice cream that dripped down her clothes. ' She reached inside her  robes and pulled out a handful of glowing Dust. She then blew them in Oliver and Monas face"  now get! you'll find in a few minutes that you'll have some.. changes. But consider yourself lucky, that it was only ice cream..  Mona coughed  then fled, dust  slowly falling away from her face.
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"I wonder what that was about," Oliver said as they scampered off and got drinks from the stand. They purchased a lot of sodas for themselves, Ollie, and Flash.

"Now to get to them before the ice melts," he smirked.


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Lets get out of here ' Flash said rushing away from the witch. Mona kept dabbing at her eyes where the dust had been tossed at her.
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Oliver had rubbed the dust off his fur where it had hit him. "At least that didn't get too bad...." he said, not noticing that his voice was becoming somewhat higher pitched.

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Kiara was delighted by the meats the staff was able to bring to the party. "You found many of my requests, well done," she complimented kindly. She took a plate and began to eat.


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Emperor Unan sipped his tea. "Something large enough to hold Tonfon and its outlying areas. Of course, seeing as Tonfon is a port city with a large fishing industry, a coast is a must."

"What about making new Weyard?" Sveta offered. "We could have city like Belinsk in north and city like Tonfon in south." She stroked her muzzle as she pondered how to arrange the lands, Maybe far northern or southern lands for Vaalbarans, seeing as they need cold."

"I'm afraid 'cold' isn't enough as well. We need ammonia gas to breathe," the Vaalbaran diplomat said. "It is best that we have two separate planets."

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It will have to be two separate planets, and they will have to be large. Now, normally, it takes thousands of years, at the fastest, to create a planet, even a small one.' Stripetail  crackled his fingers together " but, well, I'll be able to speed things up to where it will take days or hours. Fortunately, this  galaxy also had devices that can create new worlds.. such as something called a planetizer. Just need to get two of those, put them in proper orbits, and start pulling in rock from all over the galaxy. Just need Quark to ok the move, and perhaps the nearby planets residents, although hopefully that shouldn't be too hard. We'll need to find ammonia-rich rock nd gas for new Vaalbara, and lots of mana rich rock for New Weynard" Stripetail chuckled " Those are just placeholder names. You can change them once I'm finished. We'll need each planet to have, at least 10, 000 sq miles in diameter, and a mass of 20 septillion tons, or more, depending on what the available  materials are, it could weigh, more, or less. We'll need water, and oxygen, and an atmosphere. Active geology , as well. hmm. I'll need a check list..
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As they kept walking along, Oliver couldn't help but feel something odd. He stopped and looked at Mona. "Ever since that witched threw the powder on us, have you felt different?" he asked, and as he spoke he realized his voice was becoming much higher pitched. He was sounding more like.....a girl.  "What the....?" he gasped.


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Wendy Flurrie, Gombette, Goombella and Toadette all headed over to the  nearest music box to change some tunes. Ember went over to the dance flooor when she noticed another pink dragoness sitting at a table. the dragoness was looking forlornly at a picture, which,  Ember saw as she came closer,  was a picture of a donkey " Couldn't come huh?' ember asked the dragoness, which was larger than her, turned to look at her.  'yes, said he had to pull a witches cart this weekend. I Think hes avoiding me.' Oh, I see' Ember said. I'm. er. Ember." Dragon" said the larger dragoness. "Nice to meet you Ember . You ever had boy trouble? my mom says I should look for another dragon." Yeah, I have.  I did date an armadillo for a bit. name was bandit" ember said ' But he found another Armadillo, and well that was it. ' Dragon bade Ember have a seat." so you know the feeling then. Its not easy guarding a castle far away from civilization, you know.You get lonely, real lonely. " Why didnt you get another dragoness to join you in guarding the place?' Because there was only 1 person in the castle- long story- and one dragon was enough to do that.  Dragon said " so I flew to this place to have some time to think. You folks have been dancing up a storm by the way. Last time i left to have some fun, everyone ran away from me. Ok, the spouting fire didnt help " Dragon said.

" Well why dont you hang with me and my friends. We'll be glad to include you" ember said. "You can tell us more about your Donkey friend, and your castle guarding job. Seems a bit cliche though, almost like treasure guarding.' I wish i was guarding treasure." Dragon sighed ' Then I at least could help myself to a few trinkets while on the job. " nope. all i got on the gig was eating knights in armor. that food goes straight to the gut, I tell you.Then theres the loneliness factor. " So you in/ ember smirked " there's Cynder of Warfang, Cynder of Skylands, Dulcy, Samia, Korin, and Sara for the girls, and Spyro of wArfang and Spyro and Skylands for the guys. " You certainly brought some friends" Dragon nodded" come on, we'll get that Donkey of yours something ' i don't know..' Dragon sighed. "What could I  get , that doesnt say' i'm ready to eat you"?  Er, a saddle for him to wear?' ember said. "Maybe.' Dragon said, as a waiter brought a couple glasses of water.
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"Would you want to come with me to the gym?" Kiara offered Sima as the partying was dying down and her birthday gifts were being brought back to her room. "I'm going to practice my acrobatics, and maybe you could practice your wrestling. I'm sure you could find an opponent who'd want to get in the ring with you."


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i'll come too' Vitani offered ' Me too  Li'ella chimed in ' the 4 of us can go work out together.' I'm going  to wrestle Sima said. You two girls against me ' Sima grinned as Li'ella and Vitani loooked at each other' Bring it. "
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"Very well," Sveta said. "Perhaps we should speak with Qwark?"

Emperor Unan stroked his chin. "Shall we meet with him? I presume him to be the leader of this place."

The Vaalbaran diplomat folded its hands on the table. "That sounds like a reasonable course of action. After all, we are making substantial changes to the their solar system's geography."

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