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Insane Cafe 4: The Insane Frontier

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bring them in for study. they might be useful as undead servants ' chong replied. we'll also nred to stay out of sight for awhile. i have a hunch the squirrrell and his friends are coming here very soon. we have been fortunate that they havent gotten here already. now go.. if any of the mages that came with you are dead.. leave them. we dont want the local authorities asking too many questions.
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Yes Captain i am aware of your discovery. Ozai said ' there are many ruins on my planet that have not been fully explored. you may take anything you find, so long as you catalogue it and return it once you have found out what it is..take your time, captain, theres no real rush . I know that you have been here longer than you may have liked, but your team acquitted yourselves surprisingly well, in both racing and Sumo. i'm impressed. your supplies are bring delivered to your ship as i speak."
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 well i'll have to take your word for that mistress sima bowed. I look forward to serving you " she bowed to Kiara

vushu walked next to vitani as the group headed to winterville. "You dont mind if i crash with you for awhile? i need a place to put my stuff.' alright' vitani shrugged. she sighed as she saw Kiara and Sima fawn over Kovu " i dont know how he does it.'She said. 10 minutes and hes got ladies coming out of the woodwork...' you're a queen too, and you did better than she did, by 2 wins' vushu said.'Its sibling rivalry, isnt it?' i guess you could say that..vitani said..'come on. I'll buy you dinner how about that? ' vushu offered. ' stuff your face on my dime, it was after all  thanks to you girls that i won the thing,
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clank and the director looked at the finished film and the director grinned ' chalk up another smash pal. this will make 10 billion bolts at the holo-office. its got everything, explosions, fighting, gambling, seduction, and an army of evil sumo ninjas..and heres your off the top cut' the director said giving clank a big wad of cash ' give your butler 5%, he didnt screw up at all, on a single take. the kids actually getting better.' And whatsername,  Angela, she could be ... your partner agent, keeping an eye on you and reporting back to HQ.." certainly chief' Clank said stashing the money away..
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 Flash beat mona to the hotel and was grinning from ear to ear as mona pulled up.. " i won Flash grinned. i'm NOT kissing Oliver. boys have cooties, its a scientific fact ' mona said in a huff.' fine, then you have to buy oliver... er.. an ice cream cone, with 5 scoops' flash said he gets to pick the flavors.. she said as Other  Oliver. joined them..
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Spike heard his name spoken and looking in the direction saw what was going on and he immediatly ran over to offer his help, breathing fire at the noodle things that were attacking Deimos.  "Let him go or you'll see what a dragon can do." He said before breathing fire.  

Growlmon went over to try to pull off what was around Deimos in his attempt to free him.  

"Looks like it's time to rock." Jason said as he took out a travel electric guitar (that looked similar to the head and neck of an electric guitar held upside down) from a pocket and played a metal riff on it, it seeming to be hooked up to an amp.  The sparks and lighting engulphed him and he had morphed into a power ranger, his weapon a battle axe.  "You don't know how hard it is to fit a full size electric guitar in a pocket."  He went over to try to keep the noodle like tendrals off of Spike & Growlmon.


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Starship Pheonix

In the ships hanger, Vertigo stirred and hissed. The craft was less occupied than before - perfect. The goddess of insanity stood as tall as she could in such a cramped vessel, her neck bent low. She charged against the entrance to the hanger bay, destroying it. Though she could not explain why, Vertigo felt a pull towards where the gems were. She somehow managed to make her way through the halls and did things that may have been really interesting.

Then she was caught by the digimon, the specter ninja and the shokon female. It was a battle of three against one and all four of them perished in the end, Sheeva taking the goddess of insanity down with her in a sight that would have been quite the spectacle.

Which means this narrator can take his leave without leaving his characters in limbo. Carry on.
 

 


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(Mawashi)

The tendrils retreated at Spike's blast of flames and the searing touch of Mr. Bigmouth's plasma pole cutter.

After what seemed like hours, the tendrils had been reduced to ashes, leaving behind a smell not unlike that of burnt noodles.

Mr. Bigmouth grabbed a sample container and carefully scooped up the remains of said trap.

Deimos growled softly as he realized he had been burnt slightly. "Great, did we get all this s--- packed up and ready to go?"

Mr. Bigmouth hopped aboard one of the repulsorsleds and started the engine.

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Captain Carson bowed. "Thank you, Your Majesty. I promise that we will uphold our end of the bargain."


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(Weyard)

The terrified patrons of the tavern tried to file out but they were quickly stopped by one of the soldiers.

Keeping Chong's order of "no witnesses, no evidence" in mind, they systematically shot everyone in the tavern.

Two soldiers were hauling the corpses of Amiti and Karis onto a waiting repulsorsled. They were then covered with a tarp.

As they headed back to the starship, one of the soldiers pulled a grenade from a compartment in the sled, gave it a hard smack and tossed it into the ruined tavern.

In moments, a magically enhanced fire quickly began to engulf the tavern.

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"I have some magical burn cream made by some unicorns, nymphs and satyrs if you want to use it." Jason said as he took out and held up a very wide jar up to Deimos.  "They use the funds from selling their products to do fun stuff like watch movies and going to Starbucks." He said.


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"I want strawberry and vanilla, those are my favorites," Other Oliver declared to the girls, licking his lips. "Also, rocky road, raspberry, and watermelon."

"Here's hoping we can get back down to our previous weights," Tiger the cat said as he got back onto the ship. "I like eating, but even I have my limits."

Kiara nuzzled Kovu lovingly. "You're always a champion in my heart," she said romantically. She then stretched her paws. "I could use a swim right about now. Wanna join me, Kovu?" the queen lioness winked.

Sneed was sleeping in his room. The big bear was very lazy indeed.

"We need to get back on patrol Sly," Carmelita reminded. "We have interpol to report too, plus our friends need to be rescued."


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Watermelon ice cream? Flash started "  she then shrugged." Its his chioice" She said to Mina, who sighed and went up to the ice cream guy. 5 scoops Please.' she said and paid the vendior the money. "I'll get you an allowance from my folks" Flash said " and I have to call in work and tell them i'm on vacation. and Mom to let her know the same" Mona said, as the vendor handed her her change and the large ice cream, which she prompted gave to Oliver.
_ Stripetail magicked into his room, his back bent  from treasures and winning Ozai had given him. Stripetail had in return magically created a video, full of clips of his group taking a pounding for propaganda. Stripetail set all of his supplies down, and took a seat. Repairs were being made, and folks wre settling in for the trip to Weynard.
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Captain Carson bowed and exited the throne room.

She passed by the armored sumos who bade her farewell and then she hopped back in her dune buggy.

As she drove along Mawashi's streets, she noticed several other Spirarians riding in similar dune buggies had joined her.

Soon, she was practically escorted by a convoy of Spirarian troops as she headed back to the ship.

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When she arrived, the base surrounding the ship was being systematically dismantled and shuttled back into the great starship.

Other vehicles from the mining and fuel harvesting groups were also returning to the starship in preparation for departure.

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Several members of the seer's team temporarily stepped off the ship to say goodbye to the sumo king.

Shoukichi and Kiyo bowed to their king. "We will be back soon enough, your majesty," they said to Ozai, "Kiyo and I feel this will be a nice vacation for us. Right Kiyo?" They bowed to Ozai as they talked.

Kovu, Kiara, Sima were among those to say parting words to the king. "It was sure interesting to meet you," Kiara smiled.

Tiger the cat grinned, "The food here was excellent."


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Arlenme and Flash showed Ozaui their painting of him , and were suprised when the mawashii ruler pulled out a marker and signed his name to the drawings ' a memento for your hard work he said, as the rest of the group was magicked in to say goodbye.  Flash gave Ozai a hug followed by Arlene, drawing a smile from ozai
 ' I.. er have to admit ' Tiger the wolf said " you.. um,.. weren't as stuck up as I'd thought you'd be..'  thank you Master Tiger,. Its rare that I lose in anything' Ozai said ' Still a deals a deal. you have your supplies ' which I'm told are fully loaded. the seer got all of the remaining magical   items and artifacts i had saved up for our bet, as well as rare arcane texts only someone like him could read in the first place.
- can My Mom Luca Come along please/ Mona asked looking at Stripetail ' Flash says you're a wizard, or something. i'm Mona ' The red wolf said. " Your father as well Stripetail asked " i don't know my father sir. at least my mom doesn't talk about him that I can remember.. Arlene turned to Stripetail " can I bring my boy Oliver along too " My dear Arlene, this is not a babysitting service..' Arlene's eyes grew wide " Please/ stripetail? you know I do not ask for much from you.. Plus. Flash and Mina will have a friend to play with..' You;d like my boy " she smiled at the wolf pair ": flash smirked ' yeah.  the more friends the better. Mona said.
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 I'll help keep an eye on him Kitty promised to arlene. Like during that time in India.."
 alright alright" stripetail said : i'll bring both of them in once we are  en route to Weynard.
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 ozai gave  all of the omniderate a   trio of books ' ozai the king , ozai the myth and ozai the sumo legend' all signed by me of course. detailing my planet and its history, through my eyes of course ' ozai grinned and for you kiyo ' a set of tea pots with a nice set of teas. think of it as a bonus for shoukirchi.
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  stripetail had his team bow and thank ozai for his hiospitality. ozai drew energy from all gathered excepted for stripetail, and then bowed in return. ' good luck on youtr journeys, and please, do come back here , wont you?
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 vushu carried vitani and Kopas sets of Ozai books , and Sima And Kiara nuzzled Kovu as they went bback inside the ship.
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 Li'Ella, LAval,  and Eris were enjoying a swim at the beach, while on break.
 
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Sara was flying over Winterville, coming in for a landing as she looked around.  

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Jason put away his travel guitar.  "Nothing like when the Rock & Roll rangers had to battle the disco vampires, teaming up with the Village People since they were giving disco a bad name." Jason said.  

"Funny battle." Guilmon said giggling at the memory.

"Yes, that particular fight did tend to get quite silly at times." Jason said, smiling at the humor of the memory.


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Captain Carson, Dr. Kerzach, Ms. Swimmer, Deimos, Mr. Bigmouth and Dr. Zanasiu all stopped by the palace.

All of them bowed in respect to the god-king of Mawashi.

"Your Majesty, it has been an honor to stay on your planet and compete in your tournaments," Ms. Swimmer said from her bow. "And we thank you for that honor."

At Stripetail's command, the group exited the palace and returned to the starship.

By now, all of the refineries and and mining camps that had been dispatched from the ship had been returned. The only things left were the defensive turrets and shield generators around the ship.

Disassembling those required more care due to the high energies used, which if improperly discharged, could lead to an explosion.

As the rest of the group filed aboard the Spire of Winter, Captain Carson stood by Stripetail.

"Stripetail," she said. "We will be ready to lift off in about three hours."

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Thank you Captyain I will leave you to your duties.' Stripetail nodded to her. " Just give the ready when we are lifting off. I will be in my chambers ' he smiled. He then tapped his wrist " alright everyone " head to winterville.
 Vushu led Vitani to the Winterville diner' Both decidingthat  a nice meal was the way to pass the time betwen mawashii and Weynard.

 Tiger Tigeress and Flash Led Mona to their hotel room. Mona put her bag carrying all of her possessions ion to a nearby table. Thanks for let me stay with you " mona said nervously ' also.. Um I'd like you to send my mom Luca some money, and to er give me an allowance.. Say.. um. 100 dollars a week?' 100 bucks? tiger started 'I'll do chores" Mona offered " i promised her dad that you and mom would help " flash said. Please?' '
 Tigress gave tiger a grin " She sure takes after you" tiger said with a wry smile '  all right Girls he said turning to Flash and Mona heres the deal " You have to keep this bed clean and that side of the room clean. Do that and you;ll each get 100 a week. you start slacking, and i'll start reducing your allowance. Am I Clear ?' yes Sir' Mona said with a smart salute " and my mom?' how much do you want for her?' Tigress asked ' 1000 dollars?' Thats it/ Tigress started " well i didnt want to ask for too much.. Mona said " Honey. We're glad to help..You and Flash have gotten really close  very very quickly, in just a couple days. Thats the power of friendship dear. We'll give your mom some help..'' Mona Hugged Tigress tightly Thank you, Thank you, Thank You!' she then embraced flash  who had a big grin on her face ' Alright girls, thats ebough ' lets go get some dinner ' Tiger said.
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"Can I eat dinner with you?" Other Oliver mewed to Mona and Flash hopefully. The kitten who had been raised as a servant was really enjoying his new friends.

"I think I would like dinner in bed," Tiger yawned to Kitty, "After everything we've done..." He noticed Kitty was staring particularly at his big belly. "What? Is there something on it?"

"So Kovu.....what shall the 3 of us do together?" Kiara purred romantically to her mate.


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Inside Stripetail's quarters, a chime coming from his personal phone indicated that he had recieved two superluminal messages from Briggins in the month that had passed since the last message had arrived.

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In those three hours, the shield generators and defensive turrets had been disassembled and stored away.

Captain Carson then alerted everyone aboard the starship. "Attention, we will be lifting off shortly. Please make your way to the nearest take-off/landing gather point and be seated. When we have left the atmosphere, you may resume normal activities."

"To Weyard and its new wonders!" Mr. Bigmouth exclaimed as he sat down in a bench at Winterville Park's picnic area. He could feel a tug as magic force beams developed with Twilight's help secured him in place.

All around him, the others were sitting down on the benches as well. A sign at the park entrance indicated that the picnic area was a take-off/landing gather area.

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Hearing the announcement Sara hurried over to where the tardis was, not knowing where the landing gathering point or seating was, and she knew from previous travels that the inside of the tardis wasn't effected by if the outside environment moved or not.  Once the she shrank down so she'd fit in through the doors, and using a spare key she had went into the tardis.  


Joe Kiddo and Gomamon went to the hospital area, assuming there'd be seating there, or some sort of arrangement.  


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Well, you've put on some weight big boy' Kitty smirked , as she pawed Tigers gut, which was now bigger than normal." as much as I love hanging out with Dixie and the girls- and I Do- you're my man Tiger.. Now.. why dont we play your favorite game.. Cops and robbers.. and I'm a BAD robber.. holding you hostage.. and stuffing food down your sumptuous gut.." Kitty smirked.
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 Done more research on Weyard. Seems Chongs activities have caused most of the planets native djinn population to vanish. He must be harnessing them for his own purposes. probably trying to see what magic he can squeeze out of them. Once we get to he planet, ask around and check out where you can find a safe place to land. briggins out.

 Korin Dulcy and Samia headed to thier rooms at the Winterville Inn
- Kopa And vitani showed Vushu thier room. vushu set her  stuff down and took a look at gher surroundings " not bad. been a long time since I've set foot on another planet' Vushu said "I'll be happy to see new worlds, try new things get new experiences.." Well, we're glad you're not traveling with that brother of mine..you'd be having his cubs in short order' Vitani smirked. " if he tried getting cute, he'd be short a VERY important piece' vushu said "I don;t go in for Don Juans anyway. too full of themselves.. Kiara can have him. she seems very happy with him anyway. " when shes my sister, very warm, kind, a bit naive but her heart is always in the right place " kopa said.
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"Oh he is very handsome," Kiara smiled as she, Kovu, and Sina walked past and towards their room at the Winterville Inn. "You're about to learn Sina," the queen of the pride lands grinned, "Just how great of a lover my darling Kovu is." She smiled and nuzzled his thick, lush mane.

"Oooh......you're a bad, bad girl," Tiger smirked and drooled, as Kitty brought out trays of food. "I always knew you would come around and like my gut for being big." He patted it some, making the layers of flab bounce.



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I'm looking forward to it ' Sima said as Kovu warmly nuzzled both Kiara and bhEr as they entered the hotel and went up to thier room on the 4th floor."i get the best of both worlds- an ass that could launch 1000 pride expansions, and an bust .." He grinned at Sina" that could hang in the Louvre ' Kovu  was very charming and suave when he wanted something.. Kovu pulled Kiara into full-throated and passionate kiss.. Leaving Sina to blush at the palpable passion between the two of them.Kovu, stroked Kiaras rump, as he made out with his mate, and  the queens tauiil going back and forth almost had a hypnotic efect on Sina, she couldnt stop staring. Kovu and Kiara wrestled on the floor, the kings tongue firmly in his mates mouth, and his paw squeezing her rear lovingly. finally Kovu turned to Sima." Your turn lovely ' He said locking lips with her, and drawing a deep moan from the Mawashii native. Kovu tongue reached inside her mouth, and his paw caressed Simas ample breasts, and butt. After a full 5 minutes of make out. Kovu pulled away ' form a chair for me to lie on ' He directed to the girls .  Comb my mane.. and add a touch of Eau Du Brown king.. i like the scent..' He smirked as Sima went over to pick  up a bottle of cologne on the table which helpfully had Kovus face on it." Your brother doesn't have a living chair, or a throne " Kovu said to Kiara  ". Hes missing out, Big time. course, with no ill will meant towards my sister, I have the prettier mate.;' He said in a matter of fact voice' you have an ass from the ancestors, and well, her bangs always ru out over her eyes. And My Bro.. needs help clipping that big mane of his.' he added as simas sprayed the perfume into Kovu's jet black mane.
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"This is the position you need to get in," Kiara told to Sina, "So that Kovu here can have the best "chair" possible." She climbed onto the bed and stretched her body out. "Both of us will be nice and soft for you," she grinned to Kovu, smelling the scent he had just applied onto him. She held a comb in one paw and was ready to begin putting it through his lush black mane. "Oh, Kuzon will love having a new aunt," she told Sina. Kiara shook her butt on the bed.

Other Oliver had gotten tired after eating a lot of ice cream.