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Insane Cafe 4: The Insane Frontier

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"Hey Kion," Kiara called to her little brother, when she noticed his new uniform. "That actually looks pretty cool. The design for the guard uniforms have been updated, I can tell."

"It's alright," Nuka shrugged about it.


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hey sis ' Kion grinned, as she showed of the new uniform which was bright  blue with gold trimming. Kion turned around and showed that ' Prince Kion ' was sewn on the back in big letters ' Nuteri took the measurements " he said. " So what world are you on Kiara?" the youngest of Simba's three kids asked.
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"It's called Pokitaruu," Kiara said to her family, "It's a resort planet. We've been able to relax here." She then turned to Sima. "Why don't you show off your big belly, Sima?" she suggested.


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Alright ' sima said stepping forward and Both Jasiri ad Kion gaped at the beautiful lioness '  I'm Sima ' sima smiled before a ' call will disconnect clock appeared overhead  and began rocking down from 60 seconds. 'drat, looks like we'll have to call you back " sima sighed.' My timing has stunk today " she scratched her headfur " don't worry about it " Jasiri said " we have jobs we need to do anyway. Nice meeting you Sima ' Jasiri waved.
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"Where should we go now?" Kiara asked Sima after the call ended and they left the club. "I hope Kovu's meeting doesn't take too long, I want he 3 of us to enjoy this vacation together." The lionesses began walking through the street, Kiara purchasing ice cream cones for the two of them.

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"I want to use my shock pistol on her sometimes, I swear....." Carmelita huffed to Sly after they watched Neyla walk away. "She's been going outside the law far too long....."


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our vacation is going to be going for 2 weeks ' Sima reminded her " so it doesn't matter how long the meeting is, its not going to last all day. as for where to go, lets go to the modeling place" she smirked as she took the mint chip ice cream cone from Kiara.
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 Control yourself carmelita" Sly said ' she's helping us out on a big case.
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Captain Carson clinked her champagne flute with Stripetail's. "To the successful save of Vaalbara and Weyard!"

She took a sip of the liquid. The champagne was exceptionally fruity and dry, yet the alcohol was actually complementary instead of overpowering. "I must say, President Qwark definitely has excellent taste in champagne."

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Deimos, Dr. Zanasiu and Zachary were relaxing on the beach and enjoying some cocktails. Mr. Bigmouth and Ms. Swimmer were engaged in a vigorous game of volleyball with some Mawashiians. Despite the great bulk of the Mawashiians, their speed and strength could only be described as explosive.

Indeed, a loud pop was heard as a massive Boar served the ball but struck it so hard that it popped.

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The other Mawashiian who was in that volleyball game, a tremendous gorilla, looked embarrassed at the ball's popping. "We can get a new one and resume the game," the sumo gorilla offered to Bigmouth and Swimmer, "You two were putting up quite the fight."


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When one is wealthy " stripetsail said after taking a sip of champagne " one tends to acquire tastes for expensive things- wines, watches, various possessions. Qwark is no exception, in fact if you look up the word nouveau riche' ' his face is right next to it. he gets paid 25 million bolts a year to be president, not including funding for Q Force. in short, the president is not wanting for cash. and as said, he likes the finer things. Like this champagne, which for my palette is a touch too dry. then again my palette hasn't had ANYTHiNg over it since dealing with the Lens, so theres that. We will ned to find out where Chong is, and what schemes he's planning this time around. This galaxy has no shortage of bad guys looking to earn some coin, and Chong has plenty of stolen goods to hawk. " stripe tail sighed. " i must confess captain, that i do not enjoy sitting around for long stretches of time. i must keep active, otherwise I'll lose my spark.. how do you intend to spend your break, Captain Carson?' he asked.
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"Say Sima," Kiara thought of with a smirk, "We know just how beautiful we both are. We're off the charts. How about we try to keep track of how many others eye us along the way down the street?"

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"Sometimes I hope that Neyla turns out to be a dirty cop," Carmelita admitted as she sipped her coffee.


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alright. We'll see the ratio of how many guys and how many girls" Sima said " If I had to guess we;ll get a good number of both, beauty is beauty, and its good if others recognize it. She wrote down ' guys, and Underlined it, and Girls and underlined that.' Starting now' She grinned. Keep your head on a swivel , gal" she smirked to Kiara.

_ dont do that" sly said ' Doesn't reflect well on us , to think poorly of other cops."
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"You're right, you're right," Carmelita admitted, "So, who's the first one we're dealing with, Ringtail?" she asked her partner.

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"Should we make this a competition or just keep both of our totals combined?" Kiara grinned.


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Both combined' Sima said " not everything has to be a contest , after all " she said. I'll bet we get at least 300 between us." She said patting Kiara on the shoulder."
_ we're doing the missing  jewels on Skylands case." Sly replied ' They're worth millions.
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Kiara pulled a small calculator out of her pocket. She activiated a feature that would would go up by one every time she hit a button. She would do this for each guy or girl who gave them the eye.

"We're the fat bottomed ladies, no one in the universe can resist us," she said to Sima. "You keep track of girls, I'll keep track of guys."


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Do we count wolf whistles as double?' Sima asked with a laugh. ' because we'll get those and some cat calls too. " She said as said as she handed over a piece of paper marked Guys' to Kiara while She held a Girls  sheet . She began looking and soon notice some Fungoid ladies gave her an interested look.  there were 4 of them, so Sima made 4 marks on the tally.
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Gabon  finished riding a cart and made her way towards a mini golf place ' Winner  gets dinner from the 3 losers" bring it ' gabumon said. "  No teams/' Agumina asked ' Nope, every mon and women for themselves ' Agumon said.
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Kiara then pulled out her cell phone. "Where should I text Kovu to meet us once his meeting is over?" she asked as she noted 5 guys whose jaws dropped at the sight of her.

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Oliver was the third to be in the center. "Let's do this," he encouraged his friends.


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He'll contact us I'm sure' Sima said , as she watched more girls gawk at her. "You'd think we were rock stars or something from the stares we;re getting.
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Kofu reached the main hotel, and made his way towards Stripetail's room, making his way through the crowds of guests.
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"Well, I am Africa's most beautiful lioness," Kiara humble bragged, "And you're a big sumo girl. I can't imagine anyone who could resist our looks." Kiara then applied stickers to both her and Sima's behinds.

They read "These belong to Kovu"


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I'm guessing You have a whole bunch of those" Sima smirked as the tallies of girls rose rapidly " He must have a printing press. Reminds me of the mass produced " God-ozai is Awesome!" Buttons my sect would pas out to village around Mawashii. We had to have loads of them. So many guys have you tallied yet?
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"28 so far," Kiara informed proudly. "And speaking of Ozai, I've heard that my brother and Vitani might be converting to an Ozai sect. I'm sure that would please Vushu."

It was as the girls were walking down the street did they soon see a building that would catch their interest.