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As you know, the forum has been fighting spammers and bots for years. We have seen our fair share of "Custom Kitchens UK", scammy Internet hosting companies, and bots trying to send us to a business's homepage. But after fighting the tidal wave of spam for so many years, the admins had a persistent thought: what if the spammers are right? Not in terms of posting nonsense links and trying to scam our users, but in trying to make money through our unique platform?

Well, thanks to the helpful counsel of Taunt, we have finally decided to move the forum in a new direction. Please see his important post on the matter in this topic

It's....the DOLL!

Spartanguy88

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I grab a hold of LBTDiclonius' shoe-laces and cause him to trip. I then get back up and grab the doll; finally I yell...

"GET TO DA CHOPPA!" And me and the doll hop aboard a helicopter and we fly away.


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*takes out rocket launcher* EAT ROCKETS, MOTHER *******! *launches rocket and hits helicopter*
*helicopter crashes*
*runs up to the wreckage*
*takes doll that miraculously survives without a scratch on it and runs off*


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*Attacks pokeplayer with Flutterjuice*
Enjoy your D'aaaw attack!
*Grabs doll and runs*


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*quickly recovers due to "cute" stuff being ineffective* (I'm not cold-heartened, it's just that cute stuff doesn't effect me.  Sorry!)
*punches f-22 "raptor" ace until he goes unconscious*
*takes doll and runs*


trulyfantasticme

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Whoa...we're STILL playing this game? :blink: AWESOME!! :DD

Pterano! Go along! *Pterano flys in to catch up with pokeplayer and grabs the doll away from him.* HAHAHA!! YOU FAIL, MOTHERF*******S!!!!!"
Petra is a variant of the Greek name "Petros" meaning "strong" or "rock." Andi is a variant of the Greek name "Andy" meaning "masculine" or "brave." Therefore, I am tremendously brave and strong! :lol


Justin1993

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OOC: Yes. I guess we are  :lol

*catches his breath after laughing maniacally for so long*
*grabs a drink of water to soothe his hoarse throat*
*finds a randomly placed dart shooter*
*aims it at Pterano*
"First, you kidnap Ducky, and now my Smarty Pants!?"
*pulls trigger and watches as the dart pierces Pterano's side*
"Now to wait for the Carfentanil to take affect."
*sits back and watches as Pterano starts listing lazily to the left*

OOC: This could make for a good random role play.


Belmont2500

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*Tackles Pterano to the ground and snatches the doll from his hands*
"All too easy" *evil laugh*
 

 


pokeplayer984

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*takes out a bat and hits Belmont2500 while he's laughing, thus knocking him out*

Me: You know, you should watch where you're going.

*takes doll and runs off*


Spartanguy88

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OOC: It's about freakin' time we got back into playing this game!

Me: Hey pokeplayer984! TOUCHDOWN!!!

*pokeplayer984 raises his arms in the air, and I punch him in the gut and run away with the doll*

Me: Sucker...!


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SAILOR SMARTYPANTS!
"All you have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to you." -Gandalf


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*takes out snowball cannon and constantly fires at Spartanguy88 until he is buried in snow.*

*digs out the doll and runs off with it*


trulyfantasticme

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Pterano flies in and snatches the doll with his beak and soars high into altitude.
Petra is a variant of the Greek name "Petros" meaning "strong" or "rock." Andi is a variant of the Greek name "Andy" meaning "masculine" or "brave." Therefore, I am tremendously brave and strong! :lol


pokeplayer984

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*calls his Loftwing* *orders Loftwing to attack Pterano*
*Loftwing and Pterano get in a fight*
*doll falls to ground*
*I grab it and run off while fight is still going on*


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(somehow knocks pokeplayer down into a crevice filled with demons) IT IS MINE. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? (takes doll)


vonboy

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*Vonboy trips BigFriendlyGun and snatches the doll. He then puts it on a rocket, and sends it up into the air.*

Vonboy: "If I can't have it, no one can!"
Come check out my new Youtube gaming channel, Game Biter!
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Littlefoot: "Look, Chomper. You're uncle is dead, and it's just right for your friends to be there for you. You'd be there if someone we know died, right?"

Chomper: "Well, sure I would!"

Come give my LBT TV Series fanfiction, PAST-O-RAMA, a read!
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*Rocket runs out of fuel, falls to the ground in front of me. I pick the doll up.*

What is this? Oh well, finders keepers...

*Puts doll in pocket, not knowing that my life was probably in danger.*


Spartanguy88

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*I hop out from a bush with a Portal gun and I fling Dr. Curzon into a tree. I then pick-pocket the doll and I try to get away with it...*

Me: Ha! I'm peacing out now!

*I however accidentally get myself caught in an infinite-loop and the doll falls to the ground*

OOC: Gotta make myself fail sooner or later.


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( picks up  doll)

Thanks!

(throws in a thermobaric grenade)

Now have a nice trip!


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*aims a BFG9000 at BigFriendlyGun9000's face* Give me the doll, and I spare your life!

*BigFriendlyGun9000 gives me the doll* Thank you!

*takes off on a brainwashed Rainbow Dash*


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(Quickly regains control of himself)

NOOOO! I lost the doll to one of the refrences my name makes! And now it's flying awa-wait a minute. I CONTROL this. Let's see how pokeplayer likes a little kick!

(five minutes later)

Pokeplayer: THE DOLL IS MINEZ!

(on the ground)

Pilot: This is Zulu 1. Target in sight, permisson to engage?
Me: Youre cleared hot, Zulu 1.
Pilot:Rodger.

(in the middle of a desert, pokeplayer lands. He dances with the doll, unaware of the B-52 incoming. The B-52's bomb bay doors open, releasing a T-12 "Cloudmaker" bomb.)

*KABOOOM*

(after the smoke clears, I walk in the crater, looking for it. Finally, I find the doll.)

Me: Hi dolly. Im you're new best friend. No, pokeplayers not going to touch you again. Now, let's play!

(dances with doll amid flaming debris)