(Quickly regains control of himself)
NOOOO! I lost the doll to one of the refrences my name makes! And now it's flying awa-wait a minute. I CONTROL this. Let's see how pokeplayer likes a little kick!
(five minutes later)
Pokeplayer: THE DOLL IS MINEZ!
(on the ground)
Pilot: This is Zulu 1. Target in sight, permisson to engage?
Me: Youre cleared hot, Zulu 1.
Pilot:Rodger.
(in the middle of a desert, pokeplayer lands. He dances with the doll, unaware of the B-52 incoming. The B-52's bomb bay doors open, releasing a T-12 "Cloudmaker" bomb.)
*KABOOOM*
(after the smoke clears, I walk in the crater, looking for it. Finally, I find the doll.)
Me: Hi dolly. Im you're new best friend. No, pokeplayers not going to touch you again. Now, let's play!
(dances with doll amid flaming debris)