Some weeks ago. Near a wall near the center of a crowded, noisy and semi-dark disco, I sat on a chair, put my right leg over my left leg, opened the newspapers and started reading casually as if I was at home. Being dead serious while doing something absurd can look very funny, but in this case I managed to make people turn to me only for a few seconds, and then they returned to whatever they were doing.
When was the last time you smelt a very powerful odour?