Having recently finished Lego City Undercover, I found that game to have no shortage of funny quotes. The dialogue from the main story has plenty of them, but I'd like to mention some more obscure quotes. Specifically, some of the things that all the civilians will randomly say as they wander around the city. (These are just the ones I can remember off the top of my head. Believe me, there's a lot more the civilians of Lego City will say all the time.)
Male Civilian:
- "Today is the first day of the rest of my life! And one of these days, that's gonna be true."
- "Half day holiday! Yes! Are there three more beautiful words in the English language?"
- "Oh boy, I should not have eaten that whole box of donuts. This is going to be a loooooong day!"
- Aw man, she put pickle in my sandwich again! I hate pickles! She knows I hate pickles! Oh, I suppose I could just take the pickle out myself. It's much easier than making my own lunch."
- "I HAVE NO IDEA WHY I DIDN'T GET THAT JOB AT THE LIBRARY!!"
Female Civilian:
- "I'm shocked that my boss actually did that! With that raise, I think I make more than him now!"
- "My phone! I didn't bring my-! Oh, here it is. It's in my pocket."
- "Why did I have to choose a diet that stops me eating chocolate?"
- "Did I pay the water bill? I think I forgot to pay the water bill!"