You ever see that ed, edd, and eddy episode with the boomerang? Here's what I think would happen:
Littlefoot: What the hell are you six doing? Stop following me like a bunch of ****ing ducklings and go home to your parents. What are you, dense? Are you retarded or something? Don't you know who I am? I'm the goddamn Littlefoot!
Cera: Tune in, drop out... Feel the universe flow around you, within you, without you. Let it excise you and elevate you beyond this plane of existance. Jai guru deva, ommmmm...
Petrie: Okay, now what we have here is a female salt water belly dragger. BEAUTIFUL creature, perfectly adapted to it's role as the top predator in it's ecosystem. Now, watch carefully as I go wrestle it and fit it with this radio collar. Remember kids, don't try this at home. Crikey!
Ducky: *takes a drag of a cigarette* So like, my parents want me to give away all my black corsets. Tch. They want their daughter to be this nice little preordered windup toy yuppie who does nothing but smile like a Barbie doll. You know, I'm sorry if your childhoods had you two getting run around like a by soccer mom parents, but I'm a little more complicated than that. What a bunch of conformists.
Spike: Well I stand up next to a mountain, and I chop it down with the edge of my hand. Well I stand up next to a mountain, and I chop it down with the edge of my hand. Then I pick up all the pieces and make an island, might even... Raise a little sand! Cause I'm a voodoo chi-ild... lord knows I'm a voodoo child, baby!
Chomper: RAAAAARGH! MUST KILL EVERYTHING!
Ruby: So, like, yeah, I'm like baby sitting and stuff? It like totally sucks, but you know. I just gave him a hair dryer to play with, you know, let him figure out to actually style that bush on his head. It's totally gross. Oh, hold on a second, (holds phone) HEY CHOMPER! You need to go take a bath!
