Ducky: "Oh, when did I gain any weight? How do I go from being skinny and fit to being a tub of lard?"
Cera (offscreen): "Well, look at it this way. Since Universal put us out of a job, there go the private chefs and personal trainers."
Ducky: "Yes, but, I was always my own private chef AND personal trainer, yep yep yep!"
Cera: "Well, then it's your own fault. Hey, while you're at it can you grab me another soda and bag of cookies? Tough buying healthy food and being out of a job."