Things the LBT cast would NEVER say...

Cancerian Tiger · **Reply #1080 on:** October 27, 2009, 08:21:25 PM

Quote from: lbt/cty_lover,Oct 27 2009 on 01:43 PM

The Who: Whooooo are you?
Ducky: I'm Ducky.
The Who: Who, who? Who, who?
Ducky: I'm Ducky.
The Who: Whooooo are you?
Ducky: I'm DUCKY!
The Who: Who, who? Who, who?
Ducky: I'M DUCKY! *kicks Pete Townshend in the groin*

Ducky: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Ducky's mother (somewhere else): *SIGH* "Did she forget her meds AGAIN?"

Noname · **Reply #1081 on:** October 27, 2009, 08:42:55 PM

Littlefoot's Grandmother: AHH! After ten-thousand years I'm free! It's time to conquer Earth!

Kor · **Reply #1082 on:** October 27, 2009, 09:44:28 PM

Ducky: "A queen dragon hatchling chose me to be her rider, she did, she did."

Serris · **Reply #1083 on:** October 28, 2009, 01:06:47 AM

Quote from: Cancerian Tiger,Oct 27 2009 on 02:18 AM

Ducky: "Who wants to come fire my new twelve-guage?"

Others: :unsure:

Ducky: "That mean old Ms. Maia will be our target practice, yep yep yep."

Others: "Okay, we're in!"

I am SO going to put something like that in my LBT X DS crack fic!

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Littlefoot: Is Ducky's powered armor ready yet?

Ruby: The powered armor is ready.

Littlefoot: Good. We shall commence testing. Ducky!

Ducky: *comes in* What do you want?

*Ruby and Littlefoot move to the side, revealing Ducky's powered armor*

Littlefoot: We would like you to test it.

*Ducky, with Ruby and Petrie's help, dons the powered armor*

Ruby: Like it?

Ducky: I like it. It is very comfortable. It is, it is.

Ruby We are not done yet.

*Two Fast-Runner technicians wheel in a large railgun on a cart*

Ruby: *Gesturing to the weapon* Ducky for you.

Ducky: *Picks up the railgun* I like this too. I do, I do.

Littlefoot: Well Ducky, take the weapon to the artillery range and have fun. We'll be recording data.

*Ducky does so*

Ruby: Well, Power Ducky is going to be quite a morale booster for our troops.

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1 guess to where this is from.

Props to Caustizer for the nickname "Power Ducky".

Kor · **Reply #1084 on:** October 28, 2009, 02:10:40 AM

Littlefoot: "Let's just give up."

LBTFan · **Reply #1085 on:** October 28, 2009, 03:59:43 PM

Littlefoot: Why send IKEA a unfinished armoire? I need a screwdriver!

Petrie: Haha.

Littlefoot: Haha? Good than I used your beak as screwdriver Haha!

Petrie: Please no AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Noname · **Reply #1086 on:** October 28, 2009, 04:40:11 PM

Chomper! The driving 'saur! The 'saur who can drive a car! He drives all around, all over the town, Chomper the driving 'saur!

Littlefoot: Chomper, look out.

All: AAHHHHH!!!!

(Car goes over cliff!)

Chomper: Good thing we all lived and are mysteriously unhurt.

Cera: I thought you could drive!

Chomper: I CAN drive... just not very well...

He drives all around, all over the town, Chomper the driving 'saur!

(Applause)

Kor · **Reply #1087 on:** October 28, 2009, 08:37:31 PM

Threehorn: "The revenuers are coming, everybody hide your stills."

Noname · **Reply #1088 on:** October 28, 2009, 10:57:11 PM

Topsy: Alright, how much dowry should we give for Cera's marriage?

Tria: I came with 500 treestars, Topsy... Cera should come with... twice that when she is fully-grown.

Topsy: Why only half of yours?

Tria: Because I'm hot and fertile... and Cera is a tomboy. You'd have to pay an awful lot for a male to accept THAT girl!

Topsy: Good point.

Kor · **Reply #1089 on:** October 29, 2009, 12:04:23 AM

Cera: "Let's start our own band."

Noname · **Reply #1090 on:** October 29, 2009, 03:01:05 AM

Topsy: Elvis... has left the building.

Ducky: Elvis! AHH!!

Kor · **Reply #1091 on:** October 29, 2009, 01:59:59 PM

Threehorn: "Why don't we parents go on an adventure and make our kids stay here and argue? "

Cancerian Tiger · **Reply #1092 on:** October 30, 2009, 10:58:29 AM

Ducky: "I am going to have a sick and twisted form of acupuncture therapy done, yep yep yep."

Littlefoot: "But Ducky, I thought you were scared of pain."

Ducky: "I am a masochist, yes I am."

Littlefoot:

The Chronicler · **Reply #1093 on:** October 30, 2009, 02:47:15 PM

Ducky: I am glad to finally get some sleep, I am, I -

SQUISH!

Ducky: *looks down*

Spike! How many times do I have to tell you? The nest is not a bathroom! No, no no!

Spike:

Kor · **Reply #1094 on:** October 30, 2009, 02:55:18 PM

Ducky: "We are not in the Great Valley anymore Spike."

Munchin: "Welcome to Munchin land."

Cera: "What sorta crazy place is this?"

Noname · **Reply #1095 on:** October 30, 2009, 09:13:01 PM

Topsy: No, I am your father...

Cera: Yes, you are dad! You've told me that 15 times!

Kor · **Reply #1096 on:** October 30, 2009, 09:31:19 PM

Ducky: "Let us drop a nuke on that mean ol sharptooths head."

Noname · **Reply #1097 on:** October 30, 2009, 09:32:33 PM

Littlefoot: Help! The thought police are after me!

JitteryDragon · **Reply #1098 on:** October 30, 2009, 10:12:05 PM

Ducky: Time for hyperspace. Punch it, Spike.

Spike: *Grrroooooooaaawll*

Noname · **Reply #1099 on:** October 30, 2009, 10:23:29 PM

Tria: "I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as in, uh, South Africa and, uh, the Iraq and everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uh, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, should help South Africa and should help Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our children."

Topsy: (thinking) Yup... definitely leaving her for that green female threehorn...