Smart Question, Stupid Answer

The Chronicler · **Reply #100 on:** October 02, 2011, 07:48:20 PM

Because that color provides the most light possible, and the Moon doesn't have a lot to offer, which is way you only see it at night.

(this should be a good one)
What came before the Big Bang?

trulyfantasticme · **Reply #101 on:** October 02, 2011, 07:57:25 PM

Because its covered in glow slime.

Why are there only eight planets?

Justin1993 · **Reply #102 on:** October 02, 2011, 08:16:53 PM

Because Uranus eight pluto! (such a corny joke

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Why does the chicken have to have a motive to cross the road?

LBTDiclonius · **Reply #103 on:** October 02, 2011, 09:05:47 PM

Because it's too dumb to not have a motive.

Why do people sometime break the fourth wall in thier songs or stories?

Belmont2500 · **Reply #104 on:** October 02, 2011, 09:27:34 PM

To pull you in or freak you out.

Why did Ogilvy the astronomer say that the chances of anything man-like on Mars was a million to one?

trulyfantasticme · **Reply #105 on:** October 02, 2011, 10:05:43 PM

Because Martians are too dang small!

Why is it that Pluto is no longer considered as a planet?

Petrie85 · **Reply #106 on:** October 03, 2011, 02:52:29 AM

Because it is the size of a pea.

Why do we have trees?

Belmont2500 · **Reply #107 on:** October 03, 2011, 08:19:11 AM

So we wouldn't suffocate and die before we were even born.

Why do people ban books?

Petrie85 · **Reply #108 on:** October 03, 2011, 09:43:54 AM

Because some of them are very bad.

Why do we need blood?

The Chronicler · **Reply #109 on:** October 04, 2011, 02:40:16 PM

Because it's one of many things that allow us to move, unlike plants.

(I'll try this again)
What came before the Big Bang?

Justin1993 · **Reply #110 on:** October 04, 2011, 06:23:26 PM

Stewie Griffin
What made the dinosaurs so successful?

Karmarsi · **Reply #111 on:** October 05, 2011, 11:23:11 PM

[colora9c1ff]They went to college

Why do the walls have ears?[/color]

Justin1993 · **Reply #112 on:** October 05, 2011, 11:25:51 PM

Probably the same reason the hills have eyes (I made the color text work

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I forgot my question.

Why is Earth's core solid while most of it's layers are molten?

Petrie85 · **Reply #113 on:** October 06, 2011, 04:26:38 AM

Because the earth absorbed a lot of liquid concrete.

What Caused The Big Bang?

CreativePerson · **Reply #114 on:** October 06, 2011, 05:34:23 PM

Giant Fireworks!

Who were the first humans on the planet?

Campion1 · **Reply #115 on:** October 06, 2011, 07:06:28 PM

I can't count that high

What makes the human soul?

Petrie85 · **Reply #116 on:** October 06, 2011, 07:19:11 PM

A lot of air.

Why do we have flies?

ChaoticMistress · **Reply #117 on:** October 08, 2011, 01:41:27 AM

Because nothing else wants to eat our garbage.

Why is it that penguins haven't been granted the ability to fly unlike many birds?

Ptyra · **Reply #118 on:** October 24, 2011, 10:28:07 PM

Was the Stone of Cold Fire really Dr. Who's Tardis?