A funny but probably in very bad taste story that pokes fun at how many parents/administrators are buying bullet resistant school gear, how Londonian schoolchildren are wearing correctional officer style stabproof clothing to school and how gun owners can bicker over the most asinine things (.45 vs. 9 mm, synthetic or wood firearms furniture, etc.)
Basically, imagine a classic high school drama where firearms and tactical accessories are as common and talked about as books, backpacks and clothes. Where school supplies include a firearm, ballistic vest, ballistic eye protection, ammo, spare magazines and a holster and/or sling in addition to pencils, papers, binders and textbooks. And where cliques are based on what firearm you have in addition to your behavior and fashion.
And yet, I still intend to show safe and responsible firearms usage in this story.
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On a side note, I barely pass the USAF fitness requirements for push-ups. I'm not going to enlist but I think I could be in better shape.