~REVIEW POST~
Me: *sighs* Okay, this won't be easy for me. I've at least invited Starlight to help me. Everyone should be arriving soon.
*Maud and Pinkie Pie arrive* Pinkie Pie: We're here!
Maud: *deadpan tone* Hello. It is good to see all of you.
Pinkie Pie: Well, I promised to bring you here, and now that my work is done, I'll be leaving. Bye! *starts to leave*
Me: Wait! Pinkie!
Pinkie Pie: *stops and turns towards me* Huh?
Me: I forgot to tell you, you're invited too!
Pinkie Pie: *smiles wildly* Really?
Me: You were just about as big a star of the episode as Maud was.
Maud: *deadpan tone* I was slightly bigger than she was.
Me: Still, I would like to have you here, Pinkie.
Pinkie Pie: *cheers* I get to be on a review! Wa-hoo!
Me: Okay, calm down, Pinkie! We still have to wait for one more individual.
Starlight: *walks in* Hello, everyone! Good to see you again!
Me: Okay, let's do this! Spoilers go!
*SPOILERS*
Me: So Maud, didn't know you could get a doctorate in Rock Education.
Maud: *deadpan tone* It is technically called a "rocktorate", but I am happy to have earned it. It was a lot of hard work.
Me: I bet it was, and you were living with your parents the whole time you were going to Rock College?
Maud: *deadpan tone* Yes, they were close by and it helped with the expenses. Even Rock College is not cheap.
Me: I know all too well. Don't get me started on how expensive books alone for college are.
Maud: *deadpan tone* I won't.
*silence for a few seconds* Me: Okay, that's my cue to move on. Pinkie, you were pretty excited to have Maud move to Ponyville.
Pinkie Pie: *giggles* I was so excited too! I don't get to see my big sister much and I really miss her when she's away, but with her now in Ponyville, I get to see her whenever I want.
Me: Whenever you're not working at Sugarcube Corner you mean.
Pinkie Pie: *laughs nervously* Right!
Me: Or when she's not with Starlight, whom I'm surprised chose to become her friend.
Starlight: Well, Twilight did teach me to take every opportunity I can to make new friends. It's actually interesting being with Maud.
Me: And Trixie won't be jealous that you are spending time with someone else?
Starlight: Don't worry about her. She's in Manehatten right now trying to earn some money with her newly achieved transmogrifying spell. I'm sure she won't mind.
Me: Hopefully she doesn't learn to turn everything into bits.
Starlight: Even if she did, that's illegal in Equestria. You get years in jail for that. Plus the punishment of having your horn removed.
Me: Ouch! Harsh! Which is what you were to Pinkie when trying to explain to her why Maud left.
Pinkie Pie: *angry* Yeah, that was mean!
Starlight: I'm sorry, okay? How many more times do I have to apologize for that?
Me: I think you said the thing that needed to be said, Starlight.
Starlight: But I hurt Pinkie Pie a lot with what I said.
Me: I know, but if you didn't say it the way you did, she would have never learned that she was the problem when it came to her sister making friends. Maud had her own way of making friends and it was a lesson Pinkie had to learn.
Starlight: *whispering to me* Do you think I will be friends with Pinkie after all this.
Me: *whispering back* She easily forgives. Plus if you need more encouragement, Fluttershy once had to say something harsh to Rainbow Dash and they are still the best of friends to this day.
Starlight: *shocked* Fluttershy said something harsh to Rainbow once?
Pinkie Pie: Oh yeah! It was back when Tank was going into hibernation for the first time since Rainbow got him. She really had a hard time adjusting to it.
Starlight: You're going to have to tell me that story later, Pinkie. I'm actually kind of interested.
Me: Anyways, back to the episode, Maud, weren't you afraid of those eel things eating you?
Maud: *deadpan tone* I'm not afraid of those creatures. I could punch their lights out if I wanted.
Me: Still, you were actually eaten by one and Pinkie had to save you.
Pinkie Pie: *practically crying* You have no idea how scared I was for you, Maud!
Maud: *deadpan tone* Technically, he hadn't eaten me yet. He hadn't swallowed me. I was still in his mouth.
Me: Still, it would have been a very unfitting end for you if he did. I may not like you, but I wouldn't want you to die like that.
Maud: *deadpan tone* You don't need to worry about me. I can take care of myself.
Me: *unconvincingly* Right! *clears throat* Anyways, after Pinkie convinced you to move back to Ponyville, you now seem to have a new place to call home. A place practically anyone would be jealous of.
Maud: *deadpan tone* It is beautiful and connected to a cave I'd be more than happy to dig at. I couldn't have picked a better place.
Me: Well, hope you enjoy it.
Pinkie Pie: So, did you enjoy the episode?
Me: It was okay, but not really that good. I didn't like it much, but there were some fun parts to watch.
Maud: *deadpan tone* I know it's mainly because you don't like me. I can't be expected to please everyone.
Me: It's just your deadpan tone that annoys me too much. However, Pinkie was also hurting the episode a lot. Also, I didn't need that ear-grating squealing at the start.
Pinkie Pie: *laughs nervously* Sorry!
Me: Forgiven!
Pinkie Pie: *puts on traditional Canada hat* Well, I have to head to Canada. The new episode will be starting soon. *walks away*
Me: *yelling to her* I'll be sure to watch it! *turns to audience* Well, hope you all had a good time and I'll see you for the Spoiler Link later today.
Me, Starlight and Maud: *waving* *Maud in deadpan tone* Goodbye!
