Ozzy has a dilemma

The Anonymous Person · **Reply #1 on:** April 17, 2013, 10:42:42 AM

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The Chronicler · **Reply #2 on:** April 17, 2013, 07:40:07 PM

Ozzy: Hmm... there's something odd about this nest. Oh well, eggs are eggs. *picks up one of the eggs, which sets off an alarm* GAH!! Booby trap!

Littlefoot Fan 93 · **Reply #3 on:** April 18, 2013, 07:12:01 AM

The moral dilema of how can a swallow carry a coconut many times its size...

StardustSoldier · **Reply #4 on:** June 21, 2020, 09:33:21 PM

"I do so hate being bald!"

Anagnos · **Reply #5 on:** July 05, 2020, 11:13:51 AM

But aren't they all pretty much bald? Does Ozzy's logic even have merit?

Sneak · **Reply #6 on:** July 19, 2020, 06:52:00 AM

Ozzy was wondering what was that transparent strip with some unknown symbols on it in before his eyes couple seconds ago.

Little Bro · **Reply #7 on:** July 21, 2020, 03:12:45 PM

Ozzy is actually considering eating green food. DON'T DO IT, OZZY!

Goldenwind · **Reply #8 on:** July 22, 2020, 10:58:17 AM

Strut is rootting for him to try greens... Only to get interrupted by a vengeful Chomper.

StardustSoldier · **Reply #9 on:** August 11, 2020, 09:54:01 PM

Ozzy is rubbing his head after a random watermelon fell on it.

Sneak · **Reply #10 on:** August 12, 2020, 05:28:26 AM

Me: I LOVE YOU, OZZY! Thanks to you, we have a cute sharptooth boy on our side!
Ozzy: ... what?

StardustSoldier · **Reply #11 on:** August 12, 2020, 11:23:20 PM

^Strut: "Umm... well this just got a little bit awkward."

Anagnos · **Reply #12 on:** September 03, 2020, 03:47:32 PM

Ozzy did have a dilemma: his face was plastered by the Photobucket watermark. Now he's still whining.

chomper94 · **Reply #13 on:** December 28, 2021, 06:20:14 PM

Ozzy: *visible confusion*