Alfonso: I want to eat a kid's meal soooo bad, it'sa me!
Hopper: Don't you know that kids' meals are for kids?! It's right there in the name, for Pete's sake, slushie! Besides, I've heard eating kids' meals stunts your growth! That must be why you're so short!
Alfonso: But... I'm short 'cause I'm still a kid... And when you were a kid, you must've eaten kids' meals, right, Hopper?
Hopper: Back in my day, we didn't have kids' meals! In fact, back when I was a kid... We didn't have pacifiers either, so we used squids! Not as fancy, but it did the job just fine! And we didn't have any of these multicolored snacks that kids eat nowadays. Instead, we mostly snacked on lima beans and Brussels sprouts, slushie. And if we were extra good, we might get a piece of licorice as a treat!
Alfonso: Are you serious, it'sa me?! So, I guess that means... You've never eaten a kid's meal?
Hopper: Never! And proud of it, slushie!
Alfonso: Well, I guess you don't like the little plastic robots that come with kids' meals either, huh, Hopper?
Hopper: What?! Slushie?! Kids' meals come with little robots?! But no one likes little robots more than I do.