The Game

[lbt/cty_lover]

The Game works like such.

• If you think about the game, you lose, and must loudly declare that you lose, by saying "I lose." After losing, if anyone asks about the game, you must immediately induct everyone in the area into the game by telling them these rules.
  
• After losing, you get a thirty minute grace period in which you cannot lose.
  
• If you die within this grace period, you lose forever.
  
• If you die outside this grace period, you get a patch, but do not win.
  
• If you die on your birthday, you win.
  
• !!!TO KNOW THE GAME IS TO PLAY THE GAME!!!
  
  

I know that this is a completely pointless game, but it is fun. To lose, one must simply place an "I LOSE!" somewhere in his/her post immediately following his/her loss of The Game. Also, discuss your most recent losses here. You can lose in this topic. And, by the way, once you read the last rule (which you already have), you are playing The Game. Whether you want to or not, you are playing. You don't have to notify your loss, but try. You won't be able to forever.

[The Chronicler]

This game seems pointless, I'm not even going to bother trying it. (no offense)

[lbt/cty_lover]

I have said that The Game is pointless. At least try it. Don't give up on it like it is worthless. I don't take offense, though.

[aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato)]

I've played this before! Though my version doesn't have all the rules about dying. Mine has two rules:

1)When you think about the Game, you lose, and must say, "I just lost the game."

2)If you don't think about the Game, you are winning.

Mine's just a little more simplified. Yours is cool too.

Oh, BTW, I LOSE!!!  

[lbt/cty_lover]

My way is funner. In my opinion, at least.

I Lose.

[Amaranthine]

I lose.