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Ducky123 · **Reply #800 on:** April 25, 2013, 05:42:02 PM

He would turn green

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How could Mutt be so stuuuuuuupid?

jansenov · **Reply #801 on:** April 26, 2013, 04:08:03 AM

An eggstelaer tried to snatch his egg, but his parents confused the fool so he dropped it and fled. The egg cracked, but was only slightly damaged and Mutt hatched a few days too early.

Why did Ozzy and Strut become so slow that the Gang took its sweet time escaping over the log while they were only a few meters away?

Ducky123 · **Reply #802 on:** April 26, 2013, 11:27:29 AM

because the lava slowed them down

How could Cera and her siblings be orange, when their parents are grey?

Dosu2Dinner · **Reply #803 on:** April 26, 2013, 11:44:41 AM

A recessive gene, that remerged after hundreds of generations, indicating toxins in the parents blood-stream. The dinosaurs of the LBT world aren't aware of this, but when Cera gets older, she'll turn into a venom-spitting psychopath...

Why did Doc begin his tradition of being a loner?

Ducky123 · **Reply #804 on:** April 26, 2013, 11:49:23 AM

because he was bullied all the time

Why did Spike like Tippy? Think about how much younger Tippy is!

The Anonymous Person · **Reply #805 on:** May 09, 2013, 05:21:49 PM

Let's just say they share a close bond in the family...maybe...

What if Petrie had the voice of Frankie Valli, Barry Gibb, etc.?

LoyfeCycleProtector · **Reply #806 on:** May 09, 2013, 05:45:51 PM

Then you'd introduce disco to the world of dinosaurs... those poor, poor souls

What would the gang do if they found a metal deposit?

StrutEggStealer · **Reply #807 on:** May 09, 2013, 08:43:47 PM

They would evolve so as to manage and work the mines and develop a monetary system so as to use those metals and set the value of their goods and develop trade...
That or they would just kind of stare at it, to see if it will do something O_o

What would happen if the Stone of Fire could actually make folks see into the future?

Ducky123 · **Reply #808 on:** May 10, 2013, 01:42:53 PM

They would be shocked since the Stone of Cold Fire shows them their death :blink:

What if the LBT charries would live in the Big Water(like in the song Big Water)?

The Anonymous Person · **Reply #809 on:** October 19, 2013, 11:10:26 AM

Now that you put it well, the show shall now be called "The Sea Before Time"!
Show starts next Saturday!

*ahem* What if Petrie was flying around one day and just so happened to spot a tarantula from downwards?

Ducky123 · **Reply #810 on:** October 19, 2013, 11:23:54 AM

He'd probably crash into a tree

How would Shorty react if he's being saved by Doc?

Sleeping-force's-inside · **Reply #811 on:** October 19, 2013, 12:35:50 PM

Probably be like "I could have saved myself, thank you very much..."

What is Threehorn's biggest secret?

Zimba · **Reply #812 on:** October 20, 2013, 12:39:22 AM

He likes to dress up in drag and do the hula while playing the ukulele.

Why do Grandma and Grandpa never reveal their real names,what are they hiding?

vonboy · **Reply #813 on:** October 20, 2013, 02:27:25 AM

They are both old members of the ancient league of mad fellows. They are hiding their identities to protect the innocent..

...also so they won't be called fruit cakes.

How many sharpteeth has Rhett defeated?

The Chronicler · **Reply #814 on:** October 21, 2013, 07:45:08 PM

According to Rhett: "So many that I've lost count by now."
The reality: ZERO!

Ruby never made any appearances during the sequels. Where was she during that time, and what was she doing?

Ducky123 · **Reply #815 on:** October 25, 2013, 12:32:07 PM

Ruby is from another world where all dinosaurs talk the way she does. After LBT 13, the Rainbowfaces realized that LBT is going down so they sent her to the Great Valley to save LBT from getting too childish. Well... apparantly it was no use.

Why can the Golden Nightflower cure illnesses?

Cancerian Tiger · **Reply #816 on:** October 25, 2013, 10:58:04 PM

Because they're golden and therefore have the Midas touch, where every ailment turns to health...sort of

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What would Ducky do with a shotgun

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Ducky123 · **Reply #817 on:** October 26, 2013, 07:49:10 PM

Something along the lines of this?

Is Guido gay?

The Anonymous Person · **Reply #818 on:** November 10, 2013, 12:15:09 PM

Thankfully, no, but considering he briefly lived with a big family...well, he could be bisexual. Who knows, really? Even he probably doesn't know!

What if the gang suddenly turned into vampires?

Bruton the Iguanodon · **Reply #819 on:** November 13, 2013, 02:42:38 PM

It would be "The Twilight Before Time".

What's your least favorite LBT movie?