Kneel before Pterano

Bruton the Iguanodon · **Reply #1 on:** April 17, 2013, 10:45:23 AM

Cue Jewel Music: "You toooooook your coat off...and stood in the rain...you're always crazy like that."

BTW, I admit Pterano is a character I find sexually attractive. And since other people have these feelings I do, I seriously doubt I'm the only one who feels this way about him.

The Anonymous Person · **Reply #2 on:** April 17, 2013, 10:56:58 AM

A few hours after his banishment, Pterano is struck by lightning and dies a few days later.

Five years later, a flood strikes the Great Valley. The cause? ...Err, let's just say it isn't the sky water.

The Chronicler · **Reply #3 on:** April 17, 2013, 07:45:15 PM

Pterano wanted to prove that Flyers are more resistant to lightning strikes than other kinds of dinosaurs. Let's just say things didn't turn out as he had hoped.

StrutEggStealer · **Reply #4 on:** April 18, 2013, 08:09:30 AM

Give my creation LIIIIIFFFEEE!!

This is seriously the best part of the movie, drama at its epitome!

LittlefootAndAliTogether · **Reply #5 on:** February 05, 2015, 12:58:33 AM

Is this a caption of what woulda happened had the Stone of Cold Fire worked?

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #6 on:** March 21, 2020, 02:39:33 PM

The REAL Pterror of the Skies.

Gentle Sharptooth · **Reply #7 on:** March 21, 2020, 02:41:40 PM

False king! Down with the King!

HotelValleyfornia · **Reply #8 on:** April 01, 2022, 03:44:24 PM

Pterano: Well, I’m banished from the Great Valley, so I might as well go out in the beautiful April sunshine and relax!
*thundercrack*
Pterano: Ah. I forgot. I live in Britain.

(Obscure media reference ahoy. It's not 6teen for once lol)