A totally random thought that just popped into my head about five minutes ago. LBT meets Davy Crockett. Davy Crockett somehow gets transported to the Great Valley, but so does an evil Japanese ninja with poor English and that annoying German pilot from Heros of the Pacific, Hans Krueger, along with his Me-262 jet. The gang must team up with Davy to defeat the evil ninja and the annoying Luftwaffe pilot. Then the Nazi zombies from Call of Duty: World at War show up. Davy Crockett and the gang must fend of an army of undead Reich zombies until R. Lee Ermey from Full Metal Jacket arrives with a truck full of M-60 machine guns. The ninja dies when Ermey shoots him with a grenade launcher. Everyone goes after Krueger only to discover that he has already escaped in his plane. He swoops down and attempts to shoot all of them but R. Lee Ermey shoots him down with an RPG, causing him to crash into a volcano and burn. Crockett and Ermey then go to the Alamo where Ermey uses his M-60 machine guns, rocket launchers, claymor mines, grenades, and M-16 assault rifles to wipe out the entire Mexican army, thus preventing the fall of the Alamo, changing history, and becoming a national hero.