Mass Effect 3:
(Tali getting drunk)
Tali: Shepard! Wanna drink? I'm toasting Miranda... I think.
Shepard: Uh, how are you getting drunk?
Tali: Very carefully... Turian brandy, triple filtered, then introduced into the suit with an "Emergency Induction Port."
Shepard: ...That's a straw Tali.
(Later on, if you romanced Tali in ME2)
Tali: I'm having a drink with my boyfriend... my HUMAN boyfriend. My father would have hated you!
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My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Pinkie Pie: We're not even sure Fluttershy is home right now. Uh, she might be off frolicking with some woodland creatures, uh, why don't you give us some time to track her down for ya?
Iron Will: Iron Will does have some grocery shopping to do. Iron Will will come back this afternoon.
Pinkie Pie: But that's only half a day. We need one full day at least.
Iron Will: Iron Will will delay for half a day and no longer!
Pinkie Pie: A full day!
Iron Will: Half day!
Pinkie Pie: Full day!
Iron Will: Half day!
Pinkie Pie: Half day!
Iron Will: Full day!
Pinkie Pie: We need half a day and no more!
Iron Will: Why you'll get a full day and no less!
Pinkie Pie: Okie dokie. See you tomorrow.
Iron Will: Wait, what?