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tiger finished kissing her an breathed heavily ' sorry honey. i need to lose.. like 100 pounds ' tiger said ' i don't WANT to mind you, but even this little romp has me sweating, he said and as he moved around the blanket stuck to him, as if to emphasis his point.

- po and tigress were rooming together on the 3rd floor po was busy flipping thrugh channels hoping to find his dads noddle shop promotion' best noddles in China' the promo had went. tigress shook her head ' h-how did i get here' she staggered around ' i.. i don;t remember anything ' the tigress murmured' ' well you have been acting weirdly..well not as weird as what happened after we both ate the mushu stuff ' yes viper found me singing at the top of my lungs..' she said you needed lessons' po nodded ' And you were wearing my clothes.. somehow. i honestly dont know how you managed to squeeze into them ' Tigress said.' mind over matter maybe? po aske as he munched on some popcorn..' or you being even more of an adoring fan than normal' tigress said as she climbed onto her bed.'
= well i got the biggest sizes i could dixie said.arlene smiled as she held the huge sod 9 a 100 oz drink) and the huge bag of twizzlers ' i didnt know the vending machones wre this big ' the pink cat said.
- scar and zira were currently counting up the profits from the days customers at the resteraunts ' 30000 dollars so far ' the oler lion smiled ' well it'll be 75000 at least judging from this pile of hundreds' Zira said " that wizard certainly pays well.
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"Just think," Zira smiled as she looked at the profits from the day on the table next to them, "In just a few months my dear, you and I will be grandparents." Indeed, over in the pride lands Kiara was pregnant with her and Kovu's first cub.

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"Now, let's all watch the show together," Oliver told his mother's friends. He was glad at the opportunity to sit back and relax without some force interrupting them. The kitten got out his Catman action figure to play along with the action that was happening on screen.

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"You get the futon again cousin," Belladonna smirked wickedly to Annabelle. "You know, I'll find out how you probably cheated at that poker game," the heaven hound replied bitterly. "So what if I did," Belladonna chuckled as she tucked in under her bed's big sheets for covers. She then turned the tv on to her favorite shows.

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"I love you just the way you are, big guy," Kitty said, kissing Tiger on the lips once more, "You don't have to change yourself for me." She then began to rub his belly all around. "I hope you like this, my dear husband," she grinned.


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yes. my boy will be a dad before simbas son is ' scar said happily..' hopefully he'll have my eyes.. and maybe my brain ' he smiled ' shes just a few weeks along. the cub will be born in 6 months or so.
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but i do need to lose SOMe weight dear" tiger smirked as she puled away.. his shirt soaked with sweat.'Do you have a fan or something in here? i'm kinda toasty he blushed.
_ Dixie smiled as she and arlene sat in back of Oliver as she watched  the episode of Catman wrap up and a new episde begin " i think they have a marathon going on ' arlene aid as she took a pawfull of popcorn..
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"Kovu told us the last time he called that the cub will indeed be a boy," Zira smiled and purred proudly. She went over and nuzzled Scar. "Our lives have improved vastly in the past few years," she commented, "We've become vastly rich and repaired our family relationships." She purred deep into Scar's well groomed black mane.

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"Coming right up Tiger," Kitty smiled, going over and flipping a switch for the room fan. Slowly but surely a gentle cool breeze began to fill up the room and make it cool without getting freezing cold. "Though, no matter the temperature, your heart is warm, my love."

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"Yeah, they have one every month," Oliver informed the adults, "The show is a really big hit. There's over 300 episodes so far, and they're still making more!" He happily scarved down some popcorn and took a sip of pop.


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it helped that Kopa came in. boy has a more open mind than his father. took simba a long time to forgive me..' scar admitted. ' still i'm now in a good place, and standing to make a fortune over the next few days.. between the hotel, and the restaurant. And of course, my dear. i have you with me.' scar Purred.
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 so, my dear, tell me more about Cat eat Dog and your bandmates' tiger said relaxing a bit as he felt the fans breeze.. 'Dixie and Arlene? you like them, i take it? otherwise you wouldn't be working with them if you didnt' He said. why don't we start with Dixie ' He smiled.'
- Must be, if they keep making more of them' Dixie said as Arlene looked though Olivers collection of toys " You Know, Oliver I never had any toys of my own when I grew up' Arlene Said. " you're lucky to have them. " Hes Lucky to have you, Arlene, Don't sell yourself short.." And I have you and Kitty" Arlene said "before this..Laffalympics.. i didnt know what was going to happen.it was.. bleak, to put in mildly..i think Dixie, that you have been, well more reliable than Garfield has been. you've done the things you've said you would..about the only i can count on with Garfield is. well it has to be about him, and his stomach if we were to stretch it.'

Yet you are loyal to him no matter what ' Dixie said.I Mean, you've been with him for 20 years..' And you've spent more quality time with me in the last month than he has in all that time.' i shudder to think what hes do with oliver if i left him in his care.probably just ignore him, or forget about him as we move along..' You have to be clear to him on that' dixie said.

- after 10 straight hours of butt shaking louie finally dismissed the girls and bade them draw pictures of him, in regal poses " Let all in the jungle I am the swingingest ape arpund "louie grinned.
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"You make things feel so good, my darling," Zira purred to Scar, continuing to nuzzle her face into his mane. When she finally stepped back, a thought occurred to her. "When we get news that Kiara's only days away from giving birth, let's take a few days off to be there when our grandson is born, what do you think, Scar?"

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"Well, she's the dog, so obviously we need to make her look like a cat to be marketable," Kitty said in light hearted joke, "And Arlene, well, she has her son with her now, so that's something she's really concerned with.....he's a good kid, that Oliver."

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"Wanna play with my toys, mom?" Oliver offered politely.


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Droopy was resting in his room watching his pocket tv.  "Watching this show  makes me very happy." Droopy said in a monotone voice.  

"What show is it?  What's on?" Wally Gator asked leaning over to try to see what Droopy was watching.  

Droopy switched his hands so he had one on the upper left and the other on the lower right corner. He then got up from the bed to walk over to the wall.  Once there he pulled on the corners enlargening the tv till it got it it to a good size.  Then he set it on the floor.  "There, now we can all watch the tv together." Droopy said.


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no, dear. the birth should be for the parents, we should come only after the cub is born.'  Scar replied.'i dont want to intrude dear."
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yes olivers a sweet little fuzzball' tiger agreed ' looks a little bit like me, at least in the face. not as big as me though obviously.. Arlenes a nice girl from what i've seen of her.'
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No, Honey. the toys are for you" arlene said stifling a yawn.' Just one more episode, honey and then you need to get some sleep.' she rested her head on Dixies shoulder, trying to stay awake.' they were watching the 12th straught episode of Catman.
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"Ok mom," Oliver nodded, a little tired himself, but he truly had a great night watching his favorite show and enjoying all these snacks. He pulled out his special Catman pillow and placed it on his bed.

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"We're gonna make millions even faster then usual over the next two weeks," Zira smirked to Scar, "With this, I think we have a nice gift we can give to Kovu and Kiara as a reward for becoming parents." Her paws and claws quickly went through the huge pile of money that stood before her on a table.

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"Well, I like Dixie and Arlene," Kitty admitted to Tiger, "They're both fun, kinda cute, not as hot as you though," Kitty added, "Dixie's kind of a ditz and Arlene, bless her heart she needs to put on a few pounds, she is SKINNY. I love spending time with them, and yes, maybe somethings a little bit intimate, oh boy do we kiss some, it's kinda crazy, but I do care about them. Don't think I mean to leave you out, Tiger, my big hunk of a man, I like you and your big heart and your big gut," Kitty smiled with a purr. She nuzzled her face into his tummy.


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so, you like kissing girls huh, botchiboo' Tiger said a bit surprised at this revelation. ' well, honey, that just shows what a  lucky cat I am, they get only a lick of your honey, while i get the whole comb ' he purred, and pulled kitty into a kiss. 'I admire your honesty and candor honey. and I dont feel left out. I'm on the adventure of a life time, with my sweetums! We're seeing places I would  never have dreamed of back in  New York, trying all sorts of food' he patted his huge stomach' and we're putting Green River on the map. the town will be twice as big after these games! I might have to build a bigger jail' he said.

"But.' a more serious look spread on Tiger's face "this revelation about you and the girls will have its price, ' he moved towards her like a predator stalking his prey, his huge gut, just barely above the sheets ' both in terms of pleasure' his face  showed a smirk now," and money. You wanna make out with your bandmates on tour, I dont really care, so long as you guys dont take pictures of yourselves doing it, that would raise a lot of questions back home. But.. as payment, I demand 1% of all profits on your tour. so. if you make 10000 dollars , well um..thats like 1000 bucks. Was never really good at math.. honey. but anyway. 1%, in cash, upfront. and  weekly 'lovin' sessions, like 2-3 times a week" His claws found the way to kittys bosom and he climbed onto her and looked down at her." I Insist" he said trying to remain serious, but a grin slowly spreading across his face showed the mirth coming out from under the surface." Oh, just kiss me dear Kitty, and call out my name.." He said.' Scream It" he said suddenly kissing Kitty fully on the lips
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 Oliver   watched the last of the evening Catman shows - the marathon was a special treat for the cat-, and he held onto his catman figure..' ever watch this show , Mr scooby?' he asked the great Dane, who was on the other bed ' No, not really Scooby Said ' but I have had cases like that show. solving mysteries catching bad guys..' Did you dress in costume like Catman?' Oliver asked excitedly  and scooby laughed heartily ' No, no, I don;t have a secret lair like Catman I'm afraid. wish I did " he smiled, and reached over to ruffle Olivers fur.' Don';t you Oliver/' Of Course ' Catman is awesome! the kitten said earnestly

 Arlene took a look at a paper lying near the door and went over to get it.' it was the days paper Among the various articles-" 50 People missing in Deep jungle' "Bagherra to release dance record ' and " Baloo Blamed for missing Banana bunches by King Louie" Arlene found an article about Khan " Shere Khan is having autographs signed on Saturday" She said " Thats.. um.. what day is it?' Tuesday" Dixie yawned.' Tomorrow the games start and I don't think we'll be in the area for that autograph thing' Dixie, Please/' Arlene begged ' Could we please go? Oliver adores Shere Khan, hes one of those " Awesome Cats!' guys they have posters up in Toon world about' she pulled out a weathered poster ' which included " Shere Khan, Kings Kopa and Kovu, Tigress and Thomas O Malley.'
_ Dixie looked over at Scooby "i dont want to leave Scooby out in the jungle..' Well, He can come along.. Please Dixie?' Arlene said  her voice being as sweet and ingratiating as she could muster at this late hour "Er.. alright. We'll go, Because its for Oliver, and we wont get another chance to be in India any time soon " Dixie said " We'll have to have someone else go for our team- woody and Winnie perhaps..We'll go..' she was cut off by Arlene kissing her smack on the lips.the dark red lips locked together and for a few seconds Arlene rubbed her tongue against Dixie's, before pulling away.

Oliver had missed the kiss because he was talking with Scooby about his catman toys. Dixie smiled at Arlene 'not bad, you're definitely improving Arlene.' not bad? come on..' arlene acted hurt, but a smirk played on her lips..' ok.. tomorrow we are going to that autograph show ..' more likely Thursday.. thats when we'll be closest to the inner jungle Dixie said. she turned and saw the Catman show was nearing its end.' come along Oliver " We're headed to bed..' Dixie said. and she turned the tv off as the credits rolled ' Can We watch some more tomorrow?" Oliver asked innocently.. ' well, if we have time dear " Dixie said, patting him on the head. ' Now its nearly midnight, go put your toys away, and get ready for bed. you've been watching 3 hours straight of Catman, and its time for all young superheros to enter dreamland. even heroes need their sleep.'
- yes Miss Dixie.' Oliver said as he climbed under the covers. ' Arlene kissed his forehead, then went over to the doos to kiss both of them good night ' scooby was surprised that she went to him first.' thanks for being so nice to my boy. he loves his tv' Arlene Said. the red and brown lips met as she kissed Scooby on the lips, and for a few seconds, scoobys tongue entered Arlenes mouth.' arlene pulled away and Scooby blushed as red as Arlenes lips ' wow..  thanks Arlene. i knew oliver meant a lot to you.. but er i did what any good person would do.. was that really kiss worthy?
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 well i thought it was ' Arlene said. good night Scooby see you in the morning..You'll be coming with us when we see Shere Khan." "I;ve heard of him ' Scooby gulped " just wear your armor honey  ' Dixie said ' you've faced dip, evil sporks and ghosts. whats a tiger to all that? ' Hes still a 600 pounds cat, 3 times my weight' scooby flinched. dixie leaned in to kiss her fiance on the lips, then turned to Arlene ' night Arlene' Dixie said and kissed the pink cat affectionately. this kiss lasted about 5 seconds, shorter than the kiss  Arlene had shared with scooby. night' Arlene yawned and climbed into bed, curling up at the foot of the bed, closest to where Oliver was sleeping, the kitten had a bed all to himself.
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The first competition was the next day. Baloo the bear was waiting at the spot where the teams had to gather.

"Your first event is simple," the somewhat lazy bear grinned, "Along that river you can find a ton of big fish. The team that brings back the most for me to eat wins!"

Oliver walked over to Tiger and Kitty. "Miss Kitty, Mr Tiger?" he asked sweetly.

"Yes Oliver?" Kitty replied.

"Could you help me get Shere Khan's autograph? I really want it," the orange tabby beamed happily.


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' well , Oliver i'll see what we can do . How Big is Shere Khan, exactly?' tiger said a bit nervous." i mean, if hes a tiger, he'll be a VERY big cat.."
- Yes hes a tiger Arlene said.' and Oliver really wants to meet him. as for how big he is he's 500  pounds or something like that.' She said. "Olivers a really big fan, she said " showing the poster she had showed Dixie the night before. PLEASE? I'll make it up to you in some way..
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 we'll go for the team " winnie said a grin on her beak. ' let the kid go see his hero. we got this. Besides, we're up by a ton of points overall, so we have some margin for error.' We cant coast winnie, we're a long way from home fee, and therres Gabriel to consider." woody said.
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"Yay!" Oliver exclaimed, happy that he was getting the chance to meet one of his idols. He jumped around in joyful little circles.

"We're representing our team, cousin," Belladonna told Annabelle, "Time for us to go fishing...."



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Yogi and cindy went for the Yogis. and Samia and Dulcy went for the Dawgs. each team was given a boat full of freshly caught fish, which was set next to  a pair of dock 'islands in the river. Woody And winnie Waited for the judge- Bagherra" to give the go signal.
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Arlene walked along the path, Carrying Oliver On Her shoulder, and  holding hands with Dixie as she led the small group deeper into the jungle. the jungle was hot and humid. and Tiger was soon sweating pretty heavily. ' so.. er.. how far away is Shere Khan supposed to Be? he said, wiping away the sweat from his brow.' Scooby carrie a knapsack on his back with bottles of water in it, and he paused to hand out bottled to everyone in the group.. : do you know where Shere Khan will be Oliver?' scooby asked kindly.
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"By the tiger temple," Oliver explained, holding a map of the area to his mother and her friends. "Once we see it, we can't miss it."

"Then let's get there soon, everyone," Kitty smiled, wanting to fulfill the young cat's wish.


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Honey' Dixie pointed at the map. thats on the other side of the mountains. remember. India is BIG country, and i can't magic us there like Stripetail can. besides, thews likely going to be a big line, if he's as big a draw as you say Arlene" dixie said as they descended from a hill.
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 Bagherra  blew horn ; Begin!" he called to the contestants.
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"Well, we can take a shortcut via trapeze," Kitty said, reading the map close, "That is, if you guys are fine with monkeys flinging us through the air"


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We Could swing like Tarzan in the movies" Scooby said " Yes, I watch lot of movies. I;m a movie junkie." well i'm Not wearing a loincloth' dear' Dixuie said " You'd look hot in it ' scooby goaded.' you' look hot in anything " Even a panda suit?' dixie smirked ' Yes " scooby said. " we'll swing on the vines then..  Dixue said, looking for directions to start the vine swinging.
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However, what none of the group realized was that a short distance behind them was a bear. A hungry bear. A big mean hungry bear. However, this big male bear was hungry for something specific.....

"This'll be fun," Oliver smiled to Arlene, not knowing the danger.


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the bear- named alphas, wanted the little kitten clasped around his mothers neck ' he had been to his bear door, who had told him that he needed more meat in his diet, swiping bananas from those apes  wasn't cutting it. 'time for takeout ' he grinning, and reached out a big paw, and in a twinkling of an eye held Oliver clasped firmly in one paw. hmm you'll go good in a stew.. kitty' he grinned showing yellow team.
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