The Corrupt a Wish Game.

Justin1993 · **Reply #1300 on:** January 12, 2012, 06:03:30 AM

Granted, but you get the Pink Ranger's morpher.

I wish I had a new TV.

The Friendly Sharptooth · **Reply #1301 on:** January 12, 2012, 11:23:09 AM

Your wish has been granted, and it will arrive in mere moments, but dude, I gotta know, what was wrong with your last terrifying vampire?

I wish I could wish more than once.

Serris · **Reply #1302 on:** January 12, 2012, 03:23:48 PM

You get a TV but it is a small 9 inch black and white TV.

I wish I could write at a faster and more regular pace

Justin1993 · **Reply #1303 on:** January 12, 2012, 06:19:46 PM

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Your wish has been granted, and it will arrive in mere moments, but dude, I gotta know, what was wrong with your last terrifying vampire?

Perfect!

Granted, but you lose the ability to read at a good pace.

I wish I had a time machine.

vonboy · **Reply #1304 on:** January 12, 2012, 06:59:12 PM

Granted, but it's a forward-only time machine, so you can never come back!

I wish Universal does something for LBT next year for their 25th anniversary.

trulyfantasticme · **Reply #1305 on:** January 12, 2012, 08:26:46 PM

Granted! But it's not gonna include Chomper!

I wish Lost in a Forest would be published!

vonboy · **Reply #1306 on:** January 12, 2012, 08:51:48 PM

Granted, but it's actually someone else that plagiarizes your story, publishes it, and get's all your money!

I wish I had a new job.

BigFriendlyGun9000 · **Reply #1307 on:** January 12, 2012, 09:29:53 PM

Granted! You get to even start now! You see, our last mule died, so....into the salt mine for you!

I wish I had a pet Tyrannosaur.

vonboy · **Reply #1308 on:** January 12, 2012, 09:40:10 PM

Granted, but your pet wishes for lunch. Hmm, you seem to be the only one around.

I wish I lived in Japan.

BigFriendlyGun9000 · **Reply #1309 on:** January 12, 2012, 09:47:42 PM

Granted! Ah crap, the Yazuka got you, and you get to be the star in the new movie "One man, One Dog: ADULT ONLY XXX"

I wish I ruled all of the planet Earth.

Belmont2500 · **Reply #1310 on:** January 12, 2012, 11:01:23 PM

Granted! But mankind screwed it up completely so there's nothing left worth ruling over.

I wish VHS never went out of style.

BigFriendlyGun9000 · **Reply #1311 on:** January 14, 2012, 03:28:26 AM

Granted! Vascular heatstroke is back, baby!

I wish I controlled the army.

LBTLover1 · **Reply #1312 on:** January 14, 2012, 04:19:12 PM

Granted, buy you will have to finance it yourself.

I wish for a mansion.

Belmont2500 · **Reply #1313 on:** January 14, 2012, 06:05:00 PM

Granted! But the rent is well over $1,000,000 per month.

I wish I had a time machine.

LBTLover1 · **Reply #1314 on:** January 14, 2012, 06:13:07 PM

Granted, but it takes you to a prehistoric era which then gets you eaten by an Allosaurus.

I wish to be a Famous Director.

Dr. Curzon · **Reply #1315 on:** January 14, 2012, 09:18:29 PM

Granted! You become a signpost.

I wish I had all the books I wanted.

The Chronicler · **Reply #1316 on:** January 14, 2012, 11:45:20 PM

Granted, but they're all rentals, and they're due back tomorrow. Looks like you'll have to stay up all night if you want to read them all.

I wish college wasn't so expensive, regardless of which one you go to.

Serris · **Reply #1317 on:** January 14, 2012, 11:52:25 PM

Granted but the quality declines with the price.

I wish Hasbro made a cyberpunk My Little Pony show.

Belmont2500 · **Reply #1318 on:** January 15, 2012, 12:34:54 PM

Granted, but its gonna be bad.

I wish Land Before Time XIII never existed.

pokeplayer984 · **Reply #1319 on:** January 15, 2012, 01:06:40 PM

Granted, but in it's place is "The Growing Sky Stone" and haters rejoice.

I wish to have the powers of the force.