Okay, but the lemonade tasted horrible. That was because of the copious amounts of sodium bicarbonate, which reacts with the gastric juices in your stomach really violently, causing your stomach to explode. The doctors couldn't save you, and you were killed just because you were thirsty and didn't care what was in your drink. Also, not that it mattered, but there was a roofie in your lemonade as well.
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