The Corrupt a Wish Game.

Noname · **Reply #1280 on:** March 11, 2010, 02:14:46 AM

We get control of them, only to find that nobody is buying them anymore.

I wish for an army of robots!

Serris · **Reply #1281 on:** March 14, 2010, 08:35:03 PM

The robots do not obey you!

I wish for a movie trilogy of Darwin's Soldiers.

aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) · **Reply #1282 on:** March 14, 2010, 08:36:10 PM

You do know how easy it would be to corrupt that wish, right?

However, being nice, I won't make them the offspring of HAL 9000 and GLaDOS. Instead, they can only follow grammatically-perfect commands that don't use the letter "s".

I wish you wouldn't grant this wish.

tempestwheel · **Reply #1283 on:** March 14, 2010, 08:53:54 PM

Granted.

I wish they would dub more of the Case Closed movies and episodes.

Serris · **Reply #1284 on:** March 14, 2010, 08:55:30 PM

You get the dubs but they are do very, very poorly.

I wish for Ridley Scott to direct a movie of the first RP in the Darwin's Soldiers universe.

f-22 "raptor" ace · **Reply #1285 on:** March 14, 2010, 10:23:53 PM

Granted but he gets fired because the they way he wants the movie proves to be too expensive and is replaced by Uwe Boll

I wish I owned the model used for U-96 in the movie Das Boot.

Noname · **Reply #1286 on:** March 15, 2010, 06:31:23 AM

You get it, but it sinks on its first voyage.

I wish for Mount Rushmore.

Lillefot · **Reply #1287 on:** March 15, 2010, 02:10:32 PM

Wish granted. Now look above you!

I wish for cookies.

Noname · **Reply #1288 on:** March 15, 2010, 10:25:42 PM

Your wish is granted! 10,000,000,000,000,000 cookies are yours. If you survive them dropping on you, you should be very happy! XD

Mount Rushmore isn't the only thing affected by gravity.

I wish to be a pinball wizard! (Have fun with this one.)

Serris · **Reply #1289 on:** March 15, 2010, 10:52:15 PM

Granted but you lose all other knowledge.

I wish to have my writing talent boosted even further.

pokeplayer984 · **Reply #1290 on:** March 15, 2010, 11:07:37 PM

Granted, but it's so boosted, you can't use it.

I wish my XBox 360 didn't have the RROD. (No seriously, it does.

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MrDrake · **Reply #1291 on:** March 16, 2010, 12:23:33 AM

Granted, but then it stops functioning entirely XD

I wish that I had God of War 3 now.

f-22 "raptor" ace · **Reply #1292 on:** March 20, 2010, 05:44:14 PM

Granted but it's for Gameboy.

I wish I had a Mig-31

Chomper · **Reply #1293 on:** March 21, 2010, 01:47:40 PM

Granted but it is defective and must be recalled

i wish the final eragon book was out now

Spartanguy88 · **Reply #1294 on:** March 21, 2010, 02:12:05 PM

Granted but you realize that the last few chapters have been torn out.

I wish for Darth Vader to come visit me some day.

pokeplayer984 · **Reply #1295 on:** March 21, 2010, 02:18:26 PM

Granted, but he uses the force to kill you.

I wish the laws to copyright weren't so strict.

pokeplayer984 · **Reply #1296 on:** January 12, 2012, 12:45:19 AM

Okay, let's try wishing for something else then.

I wish for a gun.

LBTLover1 · **Reply #1297 on:** January 12, 2012, 12:51:34 AM

Granted, but it's a glue gun.

I wish for a home theatre.

vonboy · **Reply #1298 on:** January 12, 2012, 12:55:27 AM

Granted, but the sound system is so loud, it blows out your ear drums and makes you deaf.

I wish my fanfic, Past-O-Rama, was actually a real show.

pokeplayer984 · **Reply #1299 on:** January 12, 2012, 12:58:35 AM

Granted, but they completely mess up the story and plot, thus making it suck.

I wish for a Power Rangers Morpher.