The Corrupt a Wish Game.

jansenov · **Reply #1340 on:** May 03, 2012, 02:58:05 AM

Granted, but it's a full-cycle machine that starts with drinking water, sugar, flavors and atmospheric carbon dioxide and makes a soft drink. It produces 10,000 gallons an hour, fills up a large room and has its own diesel generator to run it.
And you pay for the water and diesel.

I wish a platinum meteorite fell in my backyard.

Blais_13 · **Reply #1341 on:** May 03, 2012, 12:01:18 PM

Garanted,but the meteor carries aliens,and they think human flesh is delicious.

I wish I could control the weather.

Spartanguy88 · **Reply #1342 on:** May 03, 2012, 01:32:19 PM

Granted, but then you'd get all the blame for the major natural disasters the world is suffering from. Thanks a lot you jerk.

I wish I could go on the Conan O'Brian show.

Serris · **Reply #1343 on:** May 03, 2012, 06:31:04 PM

Granted but you get mocked on the show.

I wish Hasbro sponsored a faithful movie adaptation of the MLP:FiM war story Heroes and Allies by Lynolius. Yes, violence and all.

Synopsis: A war story that tells the tale of Equestria battling a large alliance of opposing species. Thanks to some experiments on Earth, Humanity is requested to assist Equestria.

Spartanguy88 · **Reply #1344 on:** May 04, 2012, 02:31:35 PM

Granted, but it'll be directed by Michael Bay.

I wish I had a power level that's over 9000.

Dr. Curzon · **Reply #1345 on:** May 04, 2012, 08:01:36 PM

Granted; it's over 9,000 feet up in the air.

I wish summertime wasn't so hot.

jansenov · **Reply #1346 on:** May 04, 2012, 08:21:53 PM

Granted, but you find yourself living on the South Pole.

I wish oxygen were at least a 100 times more soluble in water, so I can breathe in it.

LBTLover1 · **Reply #1347 on:** May 04, 2012, 09:15:37 PM

Granted, but you allowed Nitrogen to do the same, thus increasing ration between Oxygen and Nitrogen and killing yourself.

I wish I was the next President.

F-14 Ace · **Reply #1348 on:** May 04, 2012, 11:08:09 PM

Granted! Now all the world's problems are automatically your fault, the press harasses you 24-7, terrorists are always looking for opportunities to kill you, you have to sit around all day and sign bills and paperwork, and you will never have a quiet moment again so long as you live. Enjoy.

I wish there were more hours in the day. Time flies so quickly.

jansenov · **Reply #1349 on:** May 05, 2012, 04:01:21 AM

Granted. The Earth rotates more slowly, and now the greater temperature gradient causes much stronger winds, be they hurricanes or sandstorms.

I wish I could produce dehydrated boulders, like Acme.

pokeplayer984 · **Reply #1350 on:** May 05, 2012, 09:41:10 AM

Granted, but upon selling them you get customers complaining about serious injuries due to the boulders producing too fast to get out of the way.

I wish I didn't have work today.

F-14 Ace · **Reply #1351 on:** May 05, 2012, 06:02:13 PM

Granted! Here's your layoff check! Now you don't have to worry about working anymore! Be careful what you wish for because I'd rather have a job, even a cruddy one, than no job at all.

I wish I could get over this stupid case of writer's block that has been plaguing me for weeks.

jansenov · **Reply #1352 on:** May 05, 2012, 06:32:22 PM

Granted. You start pouring pages about a subject unrelated to your current work.

I wish no food could poison me.

LBTLover1 · **Reply #1353 on:** May 05, 2012, 08:02:08 PM

Granted, but they turned into production of mass amounts of fat causing you to become majorly obese and getting a high potential of Type I diabetes (no offense to those who has it, which I do, btw.)

I wish I could live for a total of 500 years.

vonboy · **Reply #1354 on:** May 06, 2012, 12:52:05 AM

Granted. You end up in a tragic car crash, which paralyses you, and turns you into a vegetable. You end up living for 500 years, but you wanna die, since there's nothing for you to live for. Happy?

I wish my cumputer still wasn't melted (broken)

Dr. Curzon · **Reply #1355 on:** May 06, 2012, 06:35:51 AM

Granted, but the day that it gets fix you are forced to give it to someone else.

I wish I could sleep more easily.

Blais_13 · **Reply #1356 on:** May 06, 2012, 07:20:13 AM

Granted.You sleep so easily that you can't wake up.Have a nice nightmares.

I whish i could have a teleport device.

Belmont2500 · **Reply #1357 on:** May 06, 2012, 07:53:00 PM

Granted. But it will end of taking to places you definately don't want to be and then it will be useless afterwords.

I wish the world would actually be peaceful for once.

Spartanguy88 · **Reply #1358 on:** May 07, 2012, 11:22:30 AM

Granted, but now with everyone at peace, we're completely unprepared for the aliens from outer space to enslave us all.

I wish for a pill that would allow me to use the other 90 percent of my brain.

jansenov · **Reply #1359 on:** May 07, 2012, 12:25:50 PM

(You already use the whole of your brain, just not all of it at once)

Granted. Your entire brain activates at once and you experience a seizure.

I wish there was no sleep paralysis.