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The Corrupt a Wish Game.

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Granted. they're now "Babyish"


I wish I had antlers.


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Granted, but they're so heavy for your head.

I wish for some Gummi Bears. (I like the red ones! :p)


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granted but they have no taste and they're poisoned.


I wish I had a 20ghz computer


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Granted, but somebody steals it.


I wish to shoot fireworks from my hands.


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Granted, but they explode on your hand.

I wish for a pepperoni pizza. (Ooooh! Pizza is my weakness!)


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granted but the person who prepared it forgot to wash their hands after using the bathroom and you get deathly ill.

I wish LBT fanfictions would be more meaningful


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Granted, but the creators of LBT sue for plagiarism.


I wish I had tentacle things growing out of my back and chest.


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Granted, but they strangle you to death!

I wish I was back in Australia...


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Granted, but when you get back, it's a warzone!


I wish I could build a computer with an experimental processor that wouldn't explode.


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Granted. It doesn't explode, but it has really bad and pirated software.

I wish for a mango.


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fine.  it drops from a tree and lands on your head, killing you.


I wish my dog would watch LBT with me.


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Granted, but the dog barks nonstop at our poor dino friends.



I wish to be a hermit.


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Granted...you are transformed into a hermit CRAB and get eaten by a bird

I wish I could win a major sporting tourniment


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Granted, but you get disquallifyed for cheating


I wish I had Halo 3 right now!


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Granted, but soon after, you discover that it's pirated and they haul your butt off to prizon where you spend the next 30 years.


I wish I could open a can of soda without the darn thing exploding in my face every time. :lol:


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Granted, you open the can but it's completly empty!


I wish I was a Tv star...


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Granted, but you are awakened by the shrill cries of your biggest fans.


I wish for the book "Misery" by Stephen King


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granted, but all the pages are stuck together and you can't read it.


I wish for a better graphics card.


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Granted but it contains a virus and it cmopletly corrupts your computer....


I wish I could meet the REAL GOF! *I'm pretty sure someone has done this one already, but I couldn't resist... :P: *


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Granted, they're now in your nearest museum. :lol:

I wish I had centipede legs (Much like a centaurs)