Ruby The Alcoholic

Littlefoot Fan 93 · **on:** July 06, 2013, 10:05:40 PM

After hours of partying for Ruby's Star Day, Chomper wakes the sleepless Fast Runner and discovers that she has one massive hangover...

Nahla · **Reply #1 on:** July 06, 2013, 11:23:01 PM

Ruby: I can quit anytime

jansenov · **Reply #2 on:** July 07, 2013, 05:33:25 AM

Chomper: "Come, it's a beautiful noon outside!"

Ruby, thinking: "I can't sleep anymore, but my eyelids are still so heavy and... and... enough thinking..."

The Chronicler · **Reply #3 on:** July 10, 2013, 08:15:09 PM

Chomper: Come on, Ruby! Let's get going!

Ruby: But it's too early, Chomper, and I'm tired. Why can't we just wait until later when I won't be so tired?

Littlefoot Fan 93 · **Reply #4 on:** July 17, 2013, 07:09:55 AM

Ruby: That's the last time I go on a cider party with Pinkie Pie!

Blais_13 · **Reply #5 on:** July 18, 2013, 12:28:44 PM

Chomper:C'mon Ruby!Let's bark at the moon!
Ruby:damm carnivores and full moons....

StrutEggStealer · **Reply #6 on:** September 04, 2013, 04:52:12 PM

Ruby: Chomper, I didn't know you had two heads...

Chomper: Whut?

rhombus · **Reply #7 on:** September 05, 2013, 12:03:10 AM

Ruby: I ate too many fermented berries. Too many berries I did eat!

Kor · **Reply #8 on:** September 05, 2013, 12:26:59 AM

Chomper: "I told you not to eat those berries, they smelled past being ripe."

Ruby: "... but they made me feel so good. Feel good they did make me."

Chomper: "Only fresh berries for you from now on."

WeirdRaptor · **Reply #9 on:** September 06, 2013, 05:23:47 PM

Ruby: ..."Oh, Lor dof Mercy, what did I do last night?"
Chomper: *walks and grabs her by the hands* "Hey, baby! You feel up for another round of the Missionary?"
Ruby: "Oh, GOD, NO!!"

jansenov · **Reply #10 on:** September 07, 2013, 04:14:20 AM

^Great reverse innuendo.

rhombus · **Reply #11 on:** November 13, 2013, 08:22:04 PM

Ruby had a bit too much to drink at the "Cosmopolitan Valley" nightclub.

Chomper: Come on Ruby! You have only had 5 'treesweet Surprises'. We have to visit the other eight bars before they close for the night!

Ruby (thinking): Urgh! How is he still standing? Never underestimate the liver of a sharptooth.

Dalekdino · **Reply #12 on:** April 13, 2014, 11:34:23 AM

Chomper: Oh Ruby I told you not to drink that funny orange frothy stuff the human camera men drink. Come on legs take you to your nest for a lay down and sleep it off.

rhombus · **Reply #13 on:** April 24, 2014, 11:03:39 PM

The aftermath of this.

Kor · **Reply #14 on:** April 25, 2014, 02:51:12 AM

Ruby: "Sleep is for the weak."

Chomper: "Everyone needs sleep, at least once in a while."

chomper94 · **Reply #15 on:** April 04, 2022, 09:22:22 PM

Ruby (thinking): Maybe taking care of Chomper was not the best idea…

Chomper: Man, wait until you see the surprise I made for your starday!

Ruby (thinking): But then again, he has done stranger things…

Gentle Sharptooth · **Reply #16 on:** April 05, 2022, 01:28:21 AM

Ruby is feel’in blue.