SES: People who use smileys are emotionally immature.
Malte: Your fanfiction is absolutely the best thing I have ever read! How beautiful, how marvelous!

Have you received my PM? Please read it!

DarkHououmon: You me want to help you install THAT OS? What do you use, a potato to go online?
Ducky123: Well boo hoo. Man up for once!
Cancerian Tiger: There are only two possible solutions to this, and your diatribe only reveals a lack of understanding of logic.
F-14 Ace: Can't you see it's all our fault?
Serris: You should wait for the police, no matter what. We'll be here for you.
Pterano: I, like Leibniz, am convinced we already live in the best world possible.
MurMur: You gotta take life by the horns.
WeirdRaptor: *actually nothing would sound unusual
LettuceBacon&Tomato: I can't videochat with people. I feel shy even in front of the mirror.
Mumbling: Isaac Asimov and Frank Herbert absolutely rock.
oogaboo: I don't want to see you, I don't want to hear from you. Go drown in a nearby lake.
Hannah: I am for tolerance, but you need help.
Pangaea: Your beliefs are atavistic.
Petrie: Hello! Welcome to the GOF! Wanna see my music collection?
