Another F-15 caption

f-22 "raptor" ace · **on:** April 09, 2008, 09:56:55 PM

Plane 20 million dollars.
Pilot training 15 million dollars.
Matinence cost 10 million dollars.
Totaling two of your air forces aircraft priceless. there are some thing money can't buy for everything else there's mastercard accecpted by Air Forces world wide.

f-22 "raptor" ace · **Reply #1 on:** April 10, 2008, 06:46:12 PM

Pilot:The insuranse company's never going to beleive this.

f-22 "raptor" ace · **Reply #2 on:** April 10, 2008, 11:26:47 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1aKxAN7bAs
Vid explaining how this happened

f-22 "raptor" ace · **Reply #3 on:** April 10, 2008, 11:39:37 PM

Mcdonald Douglas executive: You mean to tell me that You lost your wing in the air?

Mirumoto_Kenjiro · **Reply #4 on:** April 11, 2008, 07:31:37 PM

Captain: I ordered an F-15 with desert camo! This isn't a black & white world you know!

Crewman: Sir, the PHOTO is black & white.

Captain: You have yet to go digital?

f-22 "raptor" ace · **Reply #5 on:** April 15, 2008, 12:52:14 AM

Pilot:(talking on phone) It's gonna cost whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? Don't make me call Chuck Norris! Insuranse guy: Ok! I'll lower the cost just please don't call him! Pilot:That's Better uh huh nice doing business with you to.

Kor · **Reply #6 on:** April 15, 2008, 06:14:25 AM

Guy in white standing to guy knealing: "Hey buddy, mind if I take it out for a spin?"

The Chronicler · **Reply #7 on:** April 15, 2008, 07:56:01 PM

Guy on the left says to the guy on the right: "Remember to stay clear of the engines. You wouldn't want to get sucked in like that other guy did."

Guy on the right: "I wonder if they ever finished cleaning the engine of that jet."

f-22 "raptor" ace · **Reply #8 on:** April 15, 2008, 08:40:56 PM

Pilot:And that's how I got the callsign "Solowing".
Rookie pilot:Wow!
Pilot:When I got my new plane I paint the area of where I lost wing of my old F-15 Red.

Noname · **Reply #9 on:** April 15, 2008, 11:04:24 PM

British-sounding narrator: We see here a wounded F-15 in its natural habitat...

f-22 "raptor" ace · **Reply #10 on:** April 16, 2008, 12:36:40 AM

This is what happens when an F-15 pilot pisses off an F-22 Pilot.

Vilstrup · **Reply #11 on:** April 16, 2008, 11:21:09 AM

Maintainer one: Did you find anything?

Maintainer two: Nope, oh wait. JACK POT... dead man in the engine

Maintainer one: S***, this is gonna take the whole night

f-22 "raptor" ace · **Reply #12 on:** April 16, 2008, 12:02:02 PM

Mechanic:"Who screwed around with this engine"?
Base commander:*meekly raises hand*
everyone on base:

Vilstrup · **Reply #13 on:** April 16, 2008, 02:00:44 PM

Pilot: Okay, WHO left my keys in my fighter?

CO-pilot looks around for a escape rute

Mirumoto_Kenjiro · **Reply #14 on:** April 16, 2008, 07:51:12 PM

The aftermath of a refueling accident from the other thread...

f-22 "raptor" ace · **Reply #15 on:** April 16, 2008, 07:55:59 PM

Why F-16 pilots envy F-15 pilots.

Serris · **Reply #16 on:** April 17, 2008, 08:03:15 PM

Is this fixable?

f-22 "raptor" ace · **Reply #17 on:** April 20, 2008, 08:46:28 PM

Never make AWACS jokes when you're waiting to refuel and the AWACS is right in front of you. In fact it's best not to make AWACS jokes at all.