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Food Fight

Lillefot

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take out 5$ and lits them with lighter*

Here's ya bill, let it symbolize what I thought of your "coffe" :nyah

throws tabasco*
Do well. Live well. And dress very well.


General Grievous

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Busts through the door dragging a Civil War era cannon.  Loads plate after plate of spaghetti and meatballs into the cannon and fires at random posters.


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More! More!

*Catches the spaghetti and meat balls with recipiens and puts them to cook.*

*Throws a pie with a bomb inside*


Lillefot

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PIE!!!!

glomps*

....

I think you know the rest of this...  :lol

MEDIC!!!!
Do well. Live well. And dress very well.


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*Throws sugar*

Stay with us!

*Thinks twice.*

Better yet, don't!

*takes sugar and clones it into inifinite to throw at random posters.*



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*Dodges sugar and clones*
That's it!
*Jacks King Tiger tank and fills to compacity with eggs,cookies,and pepsi*
Eat this!
*Fires eggs,cookies,pespi at next poster*


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You sounded like the PKMN Trainer in the Final Smash.

*puts on scientific nerd clothes and glasses.*

*catches the mix and separates each of the ingredients*

*throws eggs into the cook, drinks the pepsi and smashes the cookies*

*throws beans*


f-22 "raptor" ace

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*Beans bounce off armor*
Missed me!
*Rolls up to the Chronicler's fort*
All your base are belong to us!
*Throws mars bars at next poster*


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(almost got hit by mars bar)
you will pay for that! (covers behind table and throws a block of cheese,) :smile


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I said my fort! Stay away!

*strengthens the fort by adding another table*

Let's see ya handle this!

*shakes up another 2-liter soda bottle and throws it right down the barrel of f-22's tank*

"I have a right to collect anything I want. It's just junk anyway."
- Berix

My first fanfiction: Quest for the Energy Stones
My unfinished and canceled second fanfiction: Quest for the Mask of Life
My currently ongoing fanfiction series: LEGO Equestria Girls



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*throws the rotten, leftover, yesterday's surprise at the next poster*


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OMG! That's rotten food! Put it away from the cook!

*Throws Onions to disguise the smell*


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NOES! Onions makes it smell worse!

*vomits from the smell*
:idea Wait a minute! I can haz idea.

*throws LOLCats cheezburger at the chef to disguise the incoming rotten food*


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No one hurts my tank!
*Retrives bottle of soada from barrel and throw it and the next poster*


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o.O
*water bends the soda to a bunch of kids*

*throws green apples*




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Cheeseburguer? *Thinks* Eeeeeeeh...

*Catches green apples and paints them blue.*

*Throws them and sausages*


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*blocked by the fort*

Time for some extra firepower.

*drops a few Mentos into a 2-liter bottle of Diet Coke*

Two-second time bomb!

*Throws the coke and takes cover in the fort*

"I have a right to collect anything I want. It's just junk anyway."
- Berix

My first fanfiction: Quest for the Energy Stones
My unfinished and canceled second fanfiction: Quest for the Mask of Life
My currently ongoing fanfiction series: LEGO Equestria Girls



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*Dent gets in tank*
How dare you!
*Fires off 500 hambugers*


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1...2... CLEAR!!!! ZZZZAAAPP!!!

Resurected!

makes a phone call...*
Do well. Live well. And dress very well.


The Chronicler

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*quickly strengthens the fort by adding two tables to block everything*

Time to improvise. Good thing I have a large supply of coke and mentos that even I had no idea where I got them from.

*drops a few mentos into another 2-liter bottle of coke and replaces the cap with a specially design nozzle*

Time to face my soda gun!

*shoots a stream of soda everywhere*

"I have a right to collect anything I want. It's just junk anyway."
- Berix

My first fanfiction: Quest for the Energy Stones
My unfinished and canceled second fanfiction: Quest for the Mask of Life
My currently ongoing fanfiction series: LEGO Equestria Girls