Guido: Now, Petrie, stop being so mad a the writers.
Petrie: Me SHOULD be mad at writers! I say "Noo, Uncle Pterano should be in this episode", but do they write in Uncle Pterano? NO!
Guido: He's probably busy off making a guest star appearance in a Crime investigation show or...or an animated family comedy!
Petrie: That what they say last time!
* Law and Order, The Simpsons