Dragonball Z Abridged
*King Kai is contacting Goku*
King Kai: Goku is that you? I swear to God if this is George Takei again I'm going to shove a brick right up the Verizon guy's a-
Goku: King Kai?
King Kai: Ah, there you are Goku.
*Later on after Goku hangs up on King Kai, he tries to call him back*
King Kai: Goku, I will ride your ass on this one!
George Takei: Oh my...
King Kai: DAMMIT TAKEI!!!!!
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Krillin: Alright, but if we're gonna be a team, we need a name.
Vegeta: No we don't.
Krillin: I know! How about "Team Three Star"?
Vegeta: ...What?
Krillin: Well we're a team, and there's three of us, and the Dragonballs have stars on them. Team Three Star!
Vegeta: That just makes me want to kill you even more; and you're still the second most annoying bald person I ever had the displeasure of working with.
Krillin: Team Three Star, move out!
Vegeta: I swear to God...!