As soon as the attack began, Chronicler quickly realized what a mistake he had made. "Okay, definitely didn't think that one through," he said to himself. "That was not a smart thing to say." As the Fast-Biters charged, Chronicler said, "I don't know about you, but I'd rather be anywhere but the front line right now, so..." He then grabbed Ruby by the wrist and pulled her along as he ran towards the base of the cliff.
"What do we do now?" asked Ruby in desperation.
"We, since I failed as a talker, let's see how I can do as a fighter. Stay here." Ruby did as she was told and stayed at the base of the cliff while Chronicler ran towards the battlefield. Almost immediately, he found himself completely surrounded by Fast-Biters. Chronicler held his bamboo pole with both hands and said, "Alright, I may not be Jackie Chan, but I'll see what I can do. Hyyyah!!" He smacked a Fast-Biter across the face with the bamboo pole. Then he hit another, and another. It was only enough to down them for a few seconds; not enough time to give him a break.
Deciding to try a new strategy, he quickly hopped onto the back of one of those Fast-Biters. It was a crazy plan, but it seemed to surprisingly work, at first. As the Fast-Biter tried to shake him off, said Fast-Biter began knocking over a few others. They got back up, only to be knocked down again by the thrashing around.
Chronicler hoped that it would enrage them enough to make them start fighting each other. Unfortunately, that didn't happen. Running out of options and calculating the risks, he knew it was time to try something very different, but first he had to get off of this Fast-Biter, so he said, "Stand still, will ya!? I wanna conduct a science experiment; in this case, what would happen to your brain if I do this?" He then rammed the end of his bamboo pole against the back of the Fast-Biter's head, effectively knocking it out. "Now that's what I call super-effective."
Seeing half a dozen Fast-Biters coming at him, Chronicler rushed back to Ruby and exclaimed, "They just keep coming! Come on, Ruby, we're gonna take the high ground." He then began to climb up the cliff.
Ruby followed him up the cliff. "What about everyone else?" she asked.
"Don't worry, I'm sure they can hold their ground," replied Chronicler. "At least until we get to the top of this cliff."
"Okay, but what are we going to do once we get to the top of the cliff?"
"I haven't thought about that yet. Give me some time."